Sometimes, I do love the Daily Mail

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Pyianno, Sep 28, 2011.

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  1. Well start the lying young gets them used to it once they are in power. Another fuckwit politician who will never have a job or life outside politics.
  2. Probably explains why he avoided questions about his family's financial situation on the Jeremy Vine show. Sounded like Vine knew his background (and didn't like him) and was trying to expose him.
  3. A poverty walt. What a ****.
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  4. Use the free bus that's provided for school children like everyone else ******* does!
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  5. Arrsepedia entry anyone ( so it shows up on Google !)
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  6. Buy a push bike
  7. Do Grammar and Private Schools have free buses?

    Or maybe the lazy **** should walk every morning like the rest of us did.
  8. No, no, you've got it all wrong - Ed says it'll be different this time babe if you just let him back in the house babe and that he loves you babe and will see someone about his anger management issues because he really loves you babe that a text on your phone from that poncy Clegg cnut who's been sniffing round ever since you booted Ed out and got the restraining order well we'll see about that you cheap slag if Ed can't have you then no-one can and just to make you suffer like he suffered he's going to do the kids first - in front of you - then you, then himself.
  9. Le_addeur_noir

    Le_addeur_noir On ROPs

    Selective grammar schools are something very familiar to prominent Lairbore politicians,just ask Dianne Abbot,Harriet Harman and the former Dear Leader hinself,the one and only Tony B'liar where they sent their offspring for secondary education.A "bog-statdard" local comprehensive?,no not for the glittarati of the Socialist Movement,only an elite selective school will do.

    This cnut Rory Weal comes from the same background and will go far in the Liarbore Party.
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  10. Or cycle,it's all of 15 minutes from Allington,to his school!
  11. Does the Welfare State supply bikes? Maybe the little ****** should get a job.
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  12. I don't know, but the local free school will.
  13. Le_addeur_noir

    Le_addeur_noir On ROPs

    Perhaps this little cnut should be told in no uncertain terms "on yer bike,you little upper-class toffy-nosed cnut"
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  14. Walk it as we did, uphill both ways, barefoot in the snow.
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