After a night of drunken sex with a local classy female, having escorted said trollop to the door, I went to rebuild my pit and made a discovery. Now normaly a little memento is quite welcome and on finding a pair a kecks I was quite pleased. I instantly thought to my options; a, I could save them and use them as a reminder while carrying out a functions test or b, boil them and make soup. When I picked them up I made a gruesome discovery, they had more track marks than a chally test track and stunk like a shit smugglers duffelbag. My response was a, to throw up b, to sober up and c, to think "my god, what have I dipped my dick in!". Anyone else feel the need to confess their singly pig experience?