something to cheer you up on a cold saturday morning

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SuperSnake092, Dec 8, 2007.

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  1. A 2LT was walking home from work one day, when he noticed a little boy sitting on the pavement.
    The little boy was playing with a pile of sh1t.
    Curious, the 2LT walked over to the little boy and asked him "Why are you playing with a pile of sh1t?" The little boy replied "I'm building an NCO".
    The 2LT, amused by this, ran back to the company to get his captain. Upon returning to the little boy, who was still playing with the pile of sh1t, the Captain asked "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy looked up at him and said " I'm building an NCO".
    The captain being equally amused insisted that they return and get the RSM. When the three returned the little boy was still playing with his pile of sh1t, was asked by the RSM "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy again replied "I'm building and NCO". "Why are you building an NCO?" asked the RSM. The little boy paused and responded

    "Because I don't have enough sh1t to build an officer
  2. Oh dear.
  3. Oh so true little boy! :D :D :D
  4. The little kid must have been a pad-brat. I fu*king hate pad brats!

    Cheeky little cnuts! I bet he was also planning on robbing the NAAFI while he was telling his little tale...
  5. You cynic!
  6. Give the little scrote a gong!