Something in the air tonight

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The-Lord-Flasheart, Sep 28, 2007.

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  1. Has a cloud of fuckwit toxin been released over the internet tonight?

    I can't remember a time on this site where we have had so many utter throbbers either join or decide to start posting all in one go.

    Are we being invaded by the entire secure wing of a mental hospital?

    Whats gives chaps?

    Really bored or really stupid?
  2. I'm really bored but I havent posted yet
  3. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    "I see stupid people" - fucking everywhere.

    And they have been flooding into here for the last few days. It's like Joey Deacons class reunion in here lately.
  4. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    Do I need extra medication?

  5. Maybe the site has become some sort of 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' Devils Tower for retards and fuckwits?
  6. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Seems to be, Flash.

    I'll go for 'really stupid' until evidence to the contrary appears.

    This 'we're just bored and fcuking about' excuse grows wearisome when they use it to try and excuse not being able to spell / put together a cogent argument / be even slightly funny...and so on and so forth.

    Or I could just be a misanthrope. I doubt it though.
  7. Be afraid Flash, be very afraid! It's like an outbreak of chubbyness!
  8. Is it a full moon? Or was that the other night and the slowtards have just realised.
  9. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    *Checks palms* - No, we're fine on that front
  10. That's one of the first signs Fugly....................looking for the hair on the palms

  11. I think you could be right.

    Its like 'Shaun of the Dead' but they are all in the guise of chubbster.

    (Its been firing some cracking PMs to me all night too. Aint I the lucky one :roll: )
  12. Well Flash in certain circles we are all considered 'really stupid' for having joined the army in the first place.
  13. Don't know about the internet but I had some strange phone calls from a poster on here tonight. Bless her!
  14. Sharing is caring Flash - let us know what awful things are being said to you - again.

  15. You can get the idea if you place your forehead on your keyboard repeatedly then dribble into a plug socket.

    Thats what the PMs look like anyway.