These lot would almost make the wife look presentable in most cases.
One thing continues to amaze me.. that every woman in the world , no matter how many trucks ran her over, thinks they're worth having their photo on the internet. Takes all the fun out of things. used to be that only ' naughty' wimmen allowed risque photties of themselves to be circulated in discreet wrappings..now you can't avoid seeing something purporting to be female slapped all over the WWW..[ and a good many of them should be slapped for inflicting that on people ]
still, minus the cokebottle bottoms and a judicious use of some paper bags the one in front of the fire might be useful after a moment of weakness and a bottle or three..