Something for a laugh (well for most of you)

Discussion in 'REME' started by shut_cint, Dec 17, 2011.

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  1. Jimmy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
    what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out,
    Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Carpenter, Dairy Farmer, Captain of Industry etc.
    But Jimmy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
    ... ... ...
    'My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes
    in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out
    with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.'

    The teacher quickly gave the other children some work and took little Jimmy aside to ask him if that was really true.

    'No' said Jimmy, 'Hes an Avionics Tech, but I was just too
    embarrassed to say it in front of the class.
  2. Merry Christmas, that should get a bit of abuse/banter going !!!!
  3. Remove "Avionics Tech" insert "B Mech" Merry Christmas Nobby
  4. Yes Nobby you could, but either way its still funny and Merry Christmas to you all. But mostly my fellow A mechs. ;)
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  5. Indeed a Merry Christmas to all "A" Mechs, as for the rest of you - happy holiday!!!!

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