Something beginning with M…

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  1. I’m going to an office piss-up tomorrow with a theme… fancy dress as something beginning with M.

    It’d be rude not to attend as there’s £50 per head in booze behind the bar for us but the idea of playing dress up doesn’t really float my boat.

    Any suggestions for something stupid/offensive beginning with M to dress up as would be welcomed.
  2. Mlar.
    M (off of James Bond)
    Michael Jackson
    Mick Hucknall
  3. My Brother Sylvest
  4. Manning, Bernard. Is he offensive enough Goku? Could try Montgomery or even go carrying a woman on your back and when people ask what you have come as say a turtle, when they say "A Turtle, but there is a woman on your back" you can say yeah "This is Meshell"
  5. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Charles Manson
    Marilyn Manson
    any Murderer
    any sort of Mutant
  6. dont dress up, technically then you're going as "me"
  7. Mong
    Dress normal(ish), dribble and say MLAAARRRRR! alot you should be fine!

  8. Mike Lee
  9. Motor Neurons
  10. Maggot
  11. Catherine Millet
  12. mastectomy patient

    Buy a bra and only fill one side

    Will go down a treat with the birds
  13. good one stella!!

  14. Manfat.

    Flour, water and a little bit of varnish spray to give it that distinctive sheen.
  15. Masterbator?