Someones taking the piss

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by tattybadger, Jun 25, 2009.

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  1. Outstanding name for the new company.....

    New Nigerian Gas Co

    "The new firm, to be called Nigaz, is set to build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria."

    I'll bet their head of PR is in the shit tomorrow.
  2. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    A Spades a Spade in Russia
  3. It employs what it says on the tin.

    Cracking name IMHO. :D
  4. "Nye-Gas" as opposed to a Rap CD, me thinks...
  5. Will they be using these pipes to siphon off all the cash from the various NigScams?
  6. Excellent Mr. D!!!

    That reads just as it sounds - :clap: :clap:

    Aye, you're pretty good wi dem wyatt man's wurds mate.
  7. Oh dear! How long before this thread gets banned for some inappropriate comment?
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Never - I think they've done it to themselves.

    Can we go in the NAAFI with this, please? We need to work on this, in the fully PC, inclusive manner it deserves.

  10. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! :D :clap: :clap:

    My old man worked for Occidental in Libya.

    While he said that "even sheepdogs couldn't keep the Libyans at work", he said they were a very friendly and hospitable people.

    He absolutely loved the place.

    Well no wonder... my mother wasn't there. We fkn had to put up with her. :x

    inshallach buchrah..
  11. What's happening tomorrow then? NIGAZ head of PR being executed?
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    In a drive-by apparently, with MAC10's.
  13. AFAIK he's being transferred to Abercrombie and Ffitch.

    Okay, he might not be the right colou... shade, but his arms match.
  14. iz dat for dissin dat?