Well not exactly..... Whilst away I visited a public lavatory, it looked like a hangout for vile acts of homosexuality and partaking in contraband substances, when I went in for an eartha kit it must have been like a breath of fresh air. Anyway..... the flushing thing had been snapped off, not a drama, I like to leave my steaming feacal gift for all to see. There was however a pot of rusty water in the bottom of the bowl, I'd say using my special formula of aroma, shade to the power of three that it was two slashes on top of each other.. Because I hadn't had a solid stool for a week I wasn't phased, I imagined I'd splash the back of the pan in pebbledash form. I was wrong, my colon stretched like Lexington Steel was in me and my anus globes began to sweat more than my brow in the Southern Hemisphere heat. I reckon my crevice dilated to twice what a woman does giving birth and something the size of a greased CO2 extinguisher was leaving me and heading for the pool at the bottom of the trap faster than a Stuka dive bombing London. My IA time wasn't the best, when it dawned on me that there was going to be a back splash, I attempted to make a leap for it, but with shorts round my ankles, Oakleys balanced on my bonce and pins and needles in my legs from sitting and squeezing I got it a bit wrong and looked like a Deacon dismounting a horse. Because the turd was of such a diameter it clearly took a moment or two for my plophole to close and go watertight. All to late, there was a jet of strangers wazz, heading for my open claypit, like an Icelandic Geyzer, the best I could hope for was a splashed sack....... but no. I felt urine rush inside my stretched anus, it was horrific and has me all of a dither since. On one side I've had a pair of strange gentlemans p1ss (probably a crack head puff) and on the other side, in hindsight..... it felt good. So am unable to report a judgement in either direction So, has anyone else ever had someone piss into their gaping anus?