Bashing fatties is a bit of a hobby of mine, or rather a quest. Though I favour the fit some people just take things a bit too far. This morning I came across this: Miss Namouska was kicked out of the Miss Australia beauty pagent for being too thin. A bit strange since I can't make out whether it's a 'he' or a 'she'. Is a 'he' (pre- or post-op) allowed to compete in a Miss competition? Surely it should have been booted for having a face like a guy? It claims to be Macedonian and therefor blessed with a BMI of 15.1. I doubt that claim because it seems to have all its own teeth and no facial hair. Though judging by her blokish face it could have some sort of Macedonian heritage. It furthermore claims it is not anorexic at all. On the contrary. Like all anorexics in denial it enjoys food, is always stuffing itself and complaining it doesn't fatten up. May be it should stop thinking about food and start eating it. Allegedly it eats eight meals a day though it doesn't specify the contents of these meals. Meals thus can vary from eight peas or eight grapes to eight laxating pills a day. But, the important question of course is: would you? I'm sure I'm not the only one wondering what the sensation of crushing someones pelvis feels like? The sound of the bones breaking under your weight. The caving in of the ribcage after rib after rib give up resisting to the pressure. And the big horsy head looking even more out of proportion than it did before. So, would you literally crash bang this fraile creature?