Some things are just better in SA

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#1
There are many things that are done far better overseas & especially in the UK, pageantry & large military parades such as Trooping of the Woodentops spring to mind, but there are others upon which we can set our own particular African mark.

For example, I bet few in the UK knew exactly what to get a whining bitch for St. Valentine's Day and ensured she received it.
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What else is either uniquely Af or better because of the possie ?
 
#2
I'm quite fond of SA. They know how to deal with upperty striking miners, unwanted new brides and have those built in car flame throwers for dealing with jigs trying to nick your motor at the lights.

I also like the fact that the non reflective locals are attempting to wipeout all the mosquitos by giving them AIDS. Top work fellas.
 
#4
You are quite right. You do AIDS, poverty, starvation, infant mortality, civil war, disease, corruption, genocide and nature tours much better than us.
Oh and BBQs. You do do a good barbie.
 
#7
I'm quite fond of SA. They know how to deal with upperty striking miners, unwanted new brides and have those built in car flame throwers for dealing with jigs trying to nick your motor at the lights.

I also like the fact that the non reflective locals are attempting to wipeout all the mosquitos by giving them AIDS. Top work fellas.
Ah... the wonderfull "Rainbow nation", the guardianista's beloved Utopia :-( Amongst other enlightening statistics, it happens to be the "surprise sex" centre of the world as well with a rape taking place every 4 mins. It is estimated that a woman has more chance of being raped than she has of learning to read, supposedly some 75% of women have been raped at least once!
 
#11
The problem with South Africa is that you fail to excel in comparison with the other failed colonies.

Basically you aren't: ......as loud as the septics........as gay as the Australians........as grim as the mongrel New Zealanders.......as ugly as the Falklanders........as boring as the Canadians!

It's down to the Dutch influence, they are well ******* shite!
 
#12
I don't think the Dutch really like them all that much either. Do we get on with our Commonwealth brothers and sisters? I think we do. I've got on well with a few of their females that's for sure.
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#20
The food, wine, restaurants, weather, scenery and lifestyle are great - however all you have to do is be unlucky or in the wrong place and you can end up very ******* dead very quickly.
 

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