Some prejudices are true:

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300 lbs??

"Heavy set"?

Yep
 
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Scottish people are tight arrsed, toothless, alcoholic porridge gobbling jibber jabbery ginger sunstarved gobshites...

Except the ones from Paisley. like me.
Too right. The ones from Paisley have brown hair.

And lengthy criminal convictions.
 
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The RAF are big timing, non-military, sunbedaspartofpredeploymenttraining, work shy, unhelpful wankers.

The RAF regiment make these cunts ^ seem alright.
 
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Scottish people are tight arrsed, toothless, alcoholic porridge gobbling jibber jabbery ginger sunstarved gobshites...

Except the ones from Paisley. like me.
Except I'm blond (what's left of it), "Sparsam", have all my teeth and I have a squaddie tan... the rest is right though. I did buy auld_yin lunch at the Scotsman Club in Edinburgh so I can't be that tight.
 
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I'm prejudiced against other people. I just don't like them.
 
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Close enough, plus you have your own teeth..welcome to paisley please don't pinch the steel windows for scrap or try to rob the offy with a broken Irn-Bru bottle...
Remember to use a glass bottle the plastic ones are not as threatening
 
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I'm an Ulster Protestant, so of course all my prejudices are true. It's traditional!
 

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