Some people should avoid hats.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Schaden, Feb 2, 2012.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Most Para's do!
     
  3. Paras only use the term "hat" because they can't spell "beret"
     
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  4. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Jumping out of a balloon carrying alog and being given three chances to ride home in a ghari and wearing a beret like a working mans cap is nothing to actually write home about frankly.
     
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  5. Got there before me!
    Was going to post that picture of the two paras in london with the cardboard sign saying "HAT" with a big arrow poointed at a soldier standing stationary. Can't find it though, anyone got it?
     
  6. CHINstrap. The clue's in the name.

    Somebody should tell the driver that the air con isn't as effective with the sun roof open.
     
  7. Could you please explain that to the hordes of disgruntled "troops non ferocious" who constantly bring it up then?
     
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  8. No!
     
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  9. Wrong. We use the term 'hat' as it is shorter than saying 'dirty, stinking, gopping, useless bag of shite hat fucking cunt'. :)
     
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  10. I thought it stood for "Hard As Tenmen"
     
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  11. Paras (bless their furrowed little brows) rarely have call to spell anything; they use the word"hat" because it reaches the maximum number of syllables with which they can cope. Why else do you think 7 was given to the RHA?
     
  12. Schaden, what are you talking about?


    william-hague-baseball-cap.jpg

    He's pretty cool!
     
  13. Perhaps not, but the extra £180.00 a month might be worth a line or two.
     
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  14. tenfugginglttrs
     

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  15. Sooooo, the truth at last, it's all about the money. (And why the f**k not I say.)