Some People Are Never Satisfied

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Fingerz, Mar 9, 2012.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

  2. Cunt. Class A. She could always come over here where she would be welcomed with open arms, benefits and all the food vouchers she could hold in her piggy hands.
  3. I'm trying to dig up a story about some knob who faked his own death, his missus got the large wad of insurance money - he met up with her in Aussie and everything was kosher until the greedy cnut tried to get some kind of discount from HMV by using a store card or something petty like that?

    The walls came tumbling down on the greedy pairs of shits.

  4. This knob....

    Briton arrested over 'faking death in £1.25m insurance scam' | UK news | The Guardian
  5. American.....what more can be said?
  6. Typical woman.
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  7. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    There was a cracking story a while back of a couple who won a couple of million here a while back.
    They built a big mansion over in Ireland
    But they come back here to the ex council house so they can clam their incapacity benifitt.

    Here you go

    A COUPLE who scooped a £10.2million EuroMillions lottery jackpot are still claiming £500 a month in BENEFITS 6½ years later.
    Payouts to Mick O'Shea, 73, were last night branded "barmy". But ex-builder Mick said: "We've nothing to hide. I'm entitled to it."

    Money-bags Mick and his wife Jean, 72, scooped the life-changing jackpot in October 2005.

    But despite having a mountain of cash in the bank, he is eligible for £500 a month Disability Living Allowance because it is NOT means-tested.

    £10m lotto winners still taking £500 benefit | The Sun |News
  8. Think of all the fatassburgers she can get with that money. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  9. Feckin madness really, but tbh, I would take it of the Government too, but i'd just donate it to a Forces charity or even bimble about with it in my pocket and pay for a random pensioners shopping every so often

    ...but only if the old tw*ts hadn't kept me waiting at the Post Office with their stumbling, mumbling, deafness and incontinence, etc.

    Maybe he's donating it to defrocked Priests.
  10. God bless their greedy, grasping souls everyone. I'm tearing up here, this women is a symbol of what made the land of the free great, a keen eye on wringing every buck out of their fellow taxpayers.

    I propose a statue of her paid for out of lottery funding and built by the differently waged welfare for work slaves of Alib Ltd, well milking the public purse how that beardie git Branston got filthy rich so it might work for me.
  11. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    At least arrive in style.
    Screach up in your Aston or Bentley and get your man to carry you in to collect your vouchers.
    No need to slum it and pretend to be poor if your entitled to it.
    Rub genuine spaz's noses right in it and do it openly.
  12. No pictures. Is the general opinion that she is a fatty?
  13. Irish...what more can be said. They taught the yanks too well!
  14. I have a sneaking suspicion that she is a fatty and black.
  15. I'd claim food vouchers too! You've got to eat and I wouldn't want to waste my winnings on food when I can spend it on prostitutes, porn, soft drugs and computer games!
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