some of you may find this a bit hard to swallow...

maguire

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#2
Dem slant eyes are definitely weird.....
 
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#4
Must have had a big cock if it served 6.
 
#6
".....the genitalia were very rubbery and tasted of very little."

What a cock up. Over-cooked and no seasoning.
Most wimmin prefer them Au naturel, or with cream.
 
#7
does that come with special fried rice? and cream of sum yungman? sorry couldn't resist oh and a side order of pork balls in sweet and sour sauce please
 
#8
He could have put it in a soup with leaks...
 
#11
No mention of what wine should be served with that.

I would vote for an unpretentious young pinot grigio.
 
#14
Asian's have small cocks; it'll slide down without any effort! ;-)
Will bow to your superior knowledge. Good job he wasn't Raf Reg
 

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Don't the Japanese have a bit of penchant for eating strange things? IIRC a lot of poached tigers and othe rrare species find their way to Japanese tables, and the bloke who killed and ate a westerner ended up as the Japanese equivalent to Jamie Oliver/Nigella Lawson.
 

Auld-Yin

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#18
".....the genitalia were very rubbery and tasted of very little."

What a cock up. Over-cooked and no seasoning.
Or as Jarod would say "I've tasted better!"
 

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