some of you may find this a bit hard to swallow...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by maguire, May 27, 2012.

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  1. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

  2. Dem slant eyes are definitely weird.....
  3. Must have had a big cock if it served 6.
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  4. ".....the genitalia were very rubbery and tasted of very little."

    What a cock up. Over-cooked and no seasoning.
  5. Most wimmin prefer them Au naturel, or with cream.
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  6. does that come with special fried rice? and cream of sum yungman? sorry couldn't resist oh and a side order of pork balls in sweet and sour sauce please
  7. He could have put it in a soup with leaks...
  8. Cooked in wine for Coq au Vin?
  9. I prefer with gravy for meat-balls n mash!
  10. No mention of what wine should be served with that.

    I would vote for an unpretentious young pinot grigio.
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  11. Ca_Ta: Quoting by experience ???

    (couldn't resist, it was an open goal)
  12. Will bow to your superior knowledge. Good job he wasn't Raf Reg

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  13. Don't the Japanese have a bit of penchant for eating strange things? IIRC a lot of poached tigers and othe rrare species find their way to Japanese tables, and the bloke who killed and ate a westerner ended up as the Japanese equivalent to Jamie Oliver/Nigella Lawson.