some man for one man

#1
just watching bear grylls on the tell before i head out for a few pints of the black stuff
hes doing quite well for himself on civvy strasse
own programme, endorsements from washing powder companies, and knife manufacturers
as i watch he is kicking lumps out of a crocodile with nothing more than a bit of bamboo
and ating lumps out of it and telling us it tastes like peanut butter
a lot of ye lads could take a leaf out of his book when you leave the ranks
just say to yourselves...what would bear do
 
#3
"Bear do". Found in woods a lot, is it?

Snigger.
 
#4
Security guard is the way forward.
 
#7
Doing well on civi street? He was never off it. He did a short stint with the TA SAS (although I understand he didn't pass selection), but that's hardly 22 years in Germany and no civi quals.

He may large up his "ex special forces" stuff, but he does have some cheap Craghoppers trousers to shift.

As an aside, he's a belter.
 
#10
I loved that Foreign Legion basic training programme that he did a few years ago where he and a group of sub-optimal petty thieves and mixed pondlife were stuck in a mud fort and given some 1970s/1980s style depot treatment.

Being a STAB-ninja he had never done depot and it seemed to come as a horrid shock to him.
 
#14
dunno
i saw him start a fire with a mobile fone battery
he just stabbed it with his knife and the battery started to
smoke like fuck and then he threw a load of twigs and
leaves on it and before ya knew it there was a pile of grubs roasting
surley that commands respect
 
#15
dunno
i saw him start a fire with a mobile fone battery
he just stabbed it with his knife and the battery started to
smoke like fuck and then he threw a load of twigs and
leaves on it and before ya knew it there was a pile of grubs roasting
surley that commands respect

That really sounds like a sensible thing to do in a survival situation.
 
#17
dunno
i saw him start a fire with a mobile fone battery
he just stabbed it with his knife and the battery started to
smoke like fuck and then he threw a load of twigs and
leaves on it and before ya knew it there was a pile of grubs roasting
surley that commands respect

Pretty stupid really,if he stabs his mobile battery,How's he gonna phone Domino,to get his pizza delivered.

Personally,even as a non-smoker,whenever I'm travelling,I've always got a means of making fire,matches,my old zippo,force of habit,even after all these years! ;-)
 
#19
dunno
i saw him start a fire with a mobile fone battery
he just stabbed it with his knife and the battery started to
smoke like fuck and then he threw a load of twigs and
leaves on it and before ya knew it there was a pile of grubs roasting
surley that commands respect

Bit expensive compared with a box of Swan Vestas. Only one fucking fire too.
 
#20
Bit expensive compared with a box of Swan Vestas. Only one fucking fire too.
Good point one phone one hot meal.
Why not do what most squaddies would do in that situation and phone for a pizza. If you switch to battery saving mode you might be able to send out for another one the next night.
 

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