Did you know......... > > > >It is impossible to lick your elbow. > > > >A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. > > > >A shrimp's heart is in it's head. > > > >People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your > >heart stops for a mili-second. > > > >In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one > >reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones). > > > >It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. > > > >A pregnant goldfish is called a tw@t. > > > >More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received > >a telephone call. > > > >Rats and horses can't vomit. > > > >The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest > >tongue twister in the English language. > > > >If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. > > > >If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in > >your head or neck and die. > > > >If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, they can pop > >out. > > > >Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over > >a million descendants. > > > >Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in > >your ear by 700 times. > > > >If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does > >Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, Implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? > > > >In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. > > > >The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. > > > >35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. > > > >A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. > > > >23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting > >on them and photocopying their arrses. > > > >In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 > >assorted insects and 10 spiders. > > > >Most lipstick contains fish scales. > > > >Cat's urine glows under a black-light > > > >Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > > >Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.