Some interesting facts

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Did you know.........
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> >It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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> >A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
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> >A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
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> >People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your
> >heart stops for a mili-second.
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> >In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
> >reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones).
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> >It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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> >A pregnant goldfish is called a tw@t.
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> >More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received
> >a telephone call.
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> >Rats and horses can't vomit.
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> >The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
> >tongue twister in the English language.
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> >If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
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> >If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in
> >your head or neck and die.
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> >If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, they can pop
> >out.
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> >Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
> >a million descendants.
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> >Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
> >your ear by 700 times.
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> >If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does
> >Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, Implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
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> >In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
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> >The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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> >35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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> >A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
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> >23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting
> >on them and photocopying their arrses.
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> >In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70
> >assorted insects and 10 spiders.
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> >Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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> >Cat's urine glows under a black-light
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> >Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
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> >Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
 
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just to put another one on and test out all these fun new fangly things I've found

elephants are the only mammal that can't jump!
 
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Give a girl a new toy and she'll be happy for hours.  Its amazing what Ann Summers did for the female population :)
 
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oh for sure.

She gave us some lovely beach thongs, in some quite vibrant colours that go well with a tan.

Oh and she also gave us fcuk off huge dildos!!
 
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Shad - are you gay?

Just received this text on my phone and thought I'd share it with you all -

BORED - press 1
HORNY - press 2
ORAL - press 3
69 - press 4
ORGASM - press 5
WANT IT ALL - Dial my number    ;D
 
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Got another good email the other day that had the top ten "best" successful litigation cases in the States.  Can't remember all of them but the best one was a guy who bought a wannbago(spelling? those big camper vans) and thought cruise control meant he could switch it on and go out the back and make coffee.  When he went off the side of the highway at 55 and down a bank he guessed it wasn't designed to steer it as well.  BUT the sales guy never told him that.....so he took the poor salesman to court and walked away with a load of bucks!
 
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#11
this is a great text message to send someone. I got it and I thought 'oh no, what have I done?' until I got to the end of it.

'I thought I could trust you and say anything to you, but you had to go and open your big mouth. I'll never trust you again. Stop telling everyone I'm fcukin gorgeous!'

Obviously you don't get all the message on screen, you have to scroll down to get to the end, so it really does have you thinking 'fcukin hell, what have I done' ;D
 
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#13
ok Shad - in your case, you could change the last word from gorgeous to ugly.

your words not mine ;)
 
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I don't know, not too familiar with all those types of things!  Willing to be shown some weapons familiarisation though  :D
 

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