Soloution for chavs

#5
Why has it been pulled? There is no law against it. Only the weakest chavs get caught and the pack of dogs (talking about the hounds, not the chavs) rip their throats out instantly so there is no suffering (sadly).

The thieving porridgewog pederast currently occupying No10 should be able to sell licences for Chavhunting for good money (almost as much as was raised by the 3G telecom licences).

Just a pity the cycloptic one is too busy implementing marxism throughout the nation to see the benefits of this idea (the only benefits he understands are those that blackmail the proletariat into voting for his abortion of a party).
 

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#6
Hang on, hang on, wait a minute... read the comments... Is this possibe? are there some people out there who think being a chav is cool??? Good god, thats a top reason for extermination in itself, i never imagined you got deliberate chavs!
 
#7
Dread said:
Why has it been pulled? There is no law against it. Only the weakest chavs get caught .
Exactly the problem, it leaves only the strongest chavs remaining to breed a new race of Herrenchav.

We need to be more systematic.
 
#8
Dread said:
Why has it been pulled? There is no law against it. Only the weakest chavs get caught and the pack of dogs (talking about the hounds, not the chavs) rip their throats out instantly so there is no suffering (sadly).

The thieving porridgewog pederast currently occupying No10 should be able to sell licences for Chavhunting for good money (almost as much as was raised by the 3G telecom licences).

Just a pity the cycloptic one is too busy implementing marxism throughout the nation to see the benefits of this idea (the only benefits he understands are those that blackmail the proletariat into voting for his abortion of a party).
Chavs. No sense of humour.

My favourite quote from the Media was a silly cnut who said the video showed "Upper class schoolboys hunting and killing WORKING class Chavs."

Since fcuking when did Chavs work?!
 
#10
The warden of Glenalmond College, Gordon Woods, said the film had been made by former pupils of the £23,000-a-year school.

"I must stress it does not reflect the ethos of Glenalmond or that of the present community of boys and girls studying here. "

In other words, a school where having standards is frowned upon.

Yep I'd shell out that cash to send my kid there.

Poofs.
 
#11
Chav-hunting is all very well but as any working farmer will tell you, the hunt despatches a tenth of what keepers and farmers get rid off. So you can carry on hunting Chavs with dogs - I suspect they are probably mmals and hence it's illegal - but I will continue to shoot them, feed them to the pigs and sell their hatchbacks for a nice little earner.
 
#12
I have an excellent solution for chavs. 1 part sulphuric to 2 parts nitric.
 
#13
What is really needed is to get in and destroy the nest.
Preferably whilst the entire brood are sat around pissed watching whatever chavs watch.
 
#14
highly amusing at last another use for our sponging underclass.

I could think of another

"TARGETS WILL FALL WHEN HIT"

At least that way they can contribute to the combat effectivness of the Army instead of spending the money, that their contemporaries serving the country pay in tax, on drugs, fags and orangeboom lager.
 
#15
Are chavs classed as wild animals or just plain vermin? Hunting them with dogs would sadly now be illegal. Shooting, poisoning or gassing would seem to still be within the law. Having said that, in the Glenalmond video they are chased down with dogs then dispatched with a shotgun, so I don't think that any laws have been broken!

Edited to add: Just watched it again, driven game is perfectly legal. Damned good sport too!
 
#16
I can see a situation arising depending of the navigation skill of Neds (Jockanese Chavs) where they rock up with bandy legs outside the offending public school in Corsas and cause mayhem. It will then of course be the fault of the 'posh' kids/their teachers who let them get out of control/their parents who bought them the cameras, horses and Purdys blah blah. Neds will be seen as victims.

The only thing wrong with the video is, it's just playing at it. :twisted:
 
#17
what the hell were they doing out in the countryside - the traditional environment for chavs is outside an off licence. Unless they were lured there by a spurious text mail sent by a fake chavette, and drove to their destiny in a vauxhaul Nova.
Whilst I am all for re-employing the hunting fraternity in a more gainful way (foxes have never nicked my stereo for example - nothing against them), would baiting chavs in this manner be considered ethical?

Much better to hunt them in their own environment, give them a sporting chance. And like a traditional hunt, spare the females with pups (no real sport in hunting down a single mum chavette - they can't move that fast pushing a baby buggy whilst wearing heels)

Perhaps we can extend the fox analogy - you are allowed to use a shotgun against a fox if it goes after your chickens, if a chav is walking past your house you can't take too many chances, best give him both barrels just in case he was looking at your possesions in a slightly envious manner.

It is not as if such activities would make that much of a dent in the population, the only losers would be the brewers of piss swill lager and alco-pops, and I am sure that squaddies will take up the slack if the breweries produced some more of that drink of kings otherwise known as wife beater - it would make the ideal drink for a post hunt soiree.
 
#19
Cuddles said:
Chav-hunting is all very well but as any working farmer will tell you, the hunt despatches a tenth of what keepers and farmers get rid off. So you can carry on hunting Chavs with dogs - I suspect they are probably mmals and hence it's illegal - but I will continue to shoot them, feed them to the pigs and sell their hatchbacks for a nice little earner.
Not very nice for the pigs. Be careful what you post the RSPCA might be lurking.......
 
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