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#1
OK. You can all now form an orderly queue and congratulate me on having attained half a century's worth of existence on this planet.

Alternatively, let's hear the "old" jokes - on the basis that every fifth post has to make at least a passing reference to bloated former Drivers, Light Airframe.
 
#5
Happy Birthday - and how old is the girl you are feeling?
 
#7
Sprog!

<<Rustle of broadsheet - returns to Telegraph obituaries column>>
 
#10
Glad_its_all_over said:
OK. You can all now form an orderly queue and congratulate me on having attained half a century's worth of existence on this planet.

Alternatively, let's hear the "old" jokes - on the basis that every fifth post has to make at least a passing reference to bloated former Drivers, Light Airframe.

Happy burfday mucker, it's slippers and socks, and grumbles of how things tasted better when you were a lad. But that, my friend is nothing! Wait until you hit sixty. Something dormantly genetic lying inside you suddenly comes into full life when you hit sixty, you grab old age by the scrotum and live fully up its aches and pains and stereotypes, and you make sure everyone knows about it too! well, if the men in my family are anything to go by anyway .. 8O 8O 8O
 
#14
Old People.

Can't beat 'em.

Pity.
 
#16
My Nan would have been 100 this November. She was 96 when she passed away and until she went into hospital because of a nasty fall and fracture, she lived alone in a 2 storey house, cooked, cleaned and did her own gardening until the end. Makes me so proud. So Glad, don't accept tweed slippers for your birthday present just yet! Buy a rucksack and go camping in the dales or somewhere pleasant.... :wink:
 
#18
If as mentioned above life begins at 40.

Then just what exactly have you been doing for the previous 39 years? :?
 
#20
Glad_its_all_over said:
OK. You can all now form an orderly queue and congratulate me on having attained half a century's worth of existence on this planet.

Alternatively, let's hear the "old" jokes - on the basis that every fifth post has to make at least a passing reference to bloated former Drivers, Light Airframe.
Congrats. I'll trail my coat and mention that Mrs ORC and I celebrate 50 years of marriage very soon. (And she was a QA!)
 

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