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Which uniform service is the hotter?

  1. Tommy

    48 vote(s)
    84.2%

  2. Fireman Sam

    9 vote(s)
    15.8%
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  1. Narcissus

    Narcissus War Hero

    Right after getting into a small argoment with a female friend of mine she made the statement that if you ask any girl they would take a Fireman over a Soldier any day, ladies is this true? I had a slight rant about firefighters and op fresco but that was nether here nor there.

    My point is which one do uou ladies want? I realise it might be slightly bias posting it here but she did say ALL women!
     
    Narcissus, Jan 29, 2007
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  2. the_matelot

    the_matelot LE

    Bollox, all women love matelots :D
     
    the_matelot, Jan 29, 2007
    #2
  3. buggrit

    buggrit LE
    1. Engineers
    2. Millitary Masons

    Its got to be the Tommy hasnt it? The tommy comes with a cheap quarter then gets sent away on multiple back to back tours so the trout can spend all his money and go shagging...they dont get that with the fire bobbies.
     
    buggrit, Jan 29, 2007
    #3
  4. brettarider

    brettarider LE


    Yeah only because your all queer and they can talk to you without fear you trying to get in their knickers :numberone:
     
    brettarider, Jan 29, 2007
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  5. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    Much as i hate to admit it, i have met more women for a thing for firemen than a thing for squaddies. Dagnammit.
     
    chrisg46, Jan 29, 2007
    #5
  6. old_gun

    old_gun Old-Salt

    We get Firemen come to my workplace on a regular basis to practise emergencies etc. Everytime the girls from the office come down for a look and go back disappointed with comments like "Ew arn't they old/fat/ugly"

    Now when the Army came to do an exercise at our place it was a totally different story.

    Women tend to think about these Firemen's Calendars, they quickly find that they are not all like that.
     
    old_gun, Jan 29, 2007
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  7. old_gun

    old_gun Old-Salt

    We get Firemen come to my workplace on a regular basis to practise emergencies etc. Everytime the girls from the office come down for a look and go back disappointed with comments like "Ew arn't they old/fat/ugly"

    Now when the Army came to do an exercise at our place it was a totally different story.

    Women tend to think about these Firemen's Calendars, they quickly find that they are not all like that.
     
    old_gun, Jan 29, 2007
    #7
  8. Praetorian

    Praetorian LE

    Fireman. Purely for the time off :D
     
    Praetorian, Jan 29, 2007
    #8
  9. jack-daniels

    jack-daniels LE

    Where do you work? A disaster site!!
     
    jack-daniels, Jan 29, 2007
    #9
  10. Praetorian

    Praetorian LE

    Birmingham?
     
    Praetorian, Jan 29, 2007
    #10
  11. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby LE

    Its gotta be a squaddie for the ladies, you can make any squaddie a fireman but you cant make any fireman a squaddie
     
    wet_blobby, Jan 29, 2007
    #11
  12. Narcissus

    Narcissus War Hero

    Praetorian's mums fadge? :)
     
    Narcissus, Jan 29, 2007
    #12
  13. Praetorian

    Praetorian LE

    Yep, its a proper disaster zone, especially after my substantial mass had squeezed its way out of it.

    Like trying to shit out a basketball with legs.
     
    Praetorian, Jan 29, 2007
    #13
  14. Praetorian

    Praetorian LE

    Mate, is that like an argument with dribbling?
     
    Praetorian, Jan 29, 2007
    #14
  16. Narcissus

    Narcissus War Hero

    Yes, now where the fcuks my red balloon!!
     
    Narcissus, Jan 29, 2007
    #15
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