Soldier's Bomber Costume Causes Alarm

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by hackle, Dec 10, 2004.

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  1. Fri Dec 10, 8:06 AM ET Europe - AP
  2. Guess who's orderly sgt. at crimbo!!!!
  3. Not him cause he'll probably be a LSgt which is woodentop speak for "jumped up little cnut"
  4. good point.

    do you think he told the arresting officer to put his f*cking heels together?
  5. Yeah, along with "show studs" and "Please don't arrest me as I'm the world champion at pacesticking" to which the copper mutters;
    "Get a fcuking life" and inserts his truncheon deep in his arsse, withdraws it and shows the unfortunate woodentop the contents of his lower colon.
  6. and the contents of his lower colon would be another woodentops man fat no doubt.