Soldier wins bikini body-building contest

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Dukie94, Oct 25, 2012.

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  1. Argh ye Gods!!!!! Looks like something that has been buried in a concentration camp and jump started.

    Still would though
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  2. Nice looking Bloke.
  3. Those tits look like footballs that have been stuck on.
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  4. I would give him a reach around!!!
  5. I would, even if she has fake tits.
  6. Tits look fake and why the fuck is she wearing her capbadge over her ear?? Should be in the centre of her forehead with both sides of the beret equaly down each side. FFS!

    Still would though.
  7. I'd smash her.

    On second thoughts, I'd enjoy her smashing me.
  8. Her fucking cam cream is rubbish
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    Yeah, definitely wouldn't turn that down!
  10. Female bodybuilders : Chicks with dicks
  11. £200 to Hols if you say that to Gemma's face.
  12. On a par with her personal admin.
  13. In all honesty she probably wouldn't do anything, except cry and put in a complaint to her CoC, like every other female squaddie.

    Equal rights my testes, I've even heard it's against the law to finger them when they are sleeping.
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