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Soldier wins bikini body-building contest

Tits look fake and why the fuck is she wearing her capbadge over her ear?? Should be in the centre of her forehead with both sides of the beret equaly down each side. FFS!

Still would though.
In all honesty she probably wouldn't do anything, except cry and put in a complaint to her CoC, like every other female squaddie.

Equal rights my testes, I've even heard it's against the law to finger them when they are sleeping.

She'd nack you. I shit you not.

I, however, will have the popcorn.

Seriously, she'd nack you. I taught her well.

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