soldier to sue on race and religion grounds

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  1. My first thread and I'm requesting an outrage bus work ticket (if allowed) seems dozy joe got a brown letter for being caught driving without a licence and has gone for the old "you're just picking on me because i'm black" Err no the rule applies to everyone you're being binned for breaking the law.


    Soldier Oluwadare Adaramola to sue MoD over microwave ban | Metro.co.uk
     
  2. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Who the fuck cooks pork in a microwave?
     
  3. What's a 'combat human resource specialist'? Do they conduct interviews under fire or something?
     
  4. Rambo clerks. Have I just been whaad?
     
  5. Had to look it up on the MOD website, I think in the olden days they used to call them Pay Clerks:

    COMBAT HUMAN RESOURCE SPECIALIST

    Adjutant General’s Corps (Staff & Personnel Support Branch)

    Soldier

    Responsible for the provision of Human Resource, IT, pay and administrative support to the Army and its soldiers wherever they are deployed
     
  6. I do, but then I've got a combination oven that roasts it as well as speeding up the cooking time. More than halves the cooking time, tastes just as nice but does have a peculiar smell.
     
  7. So he's done his five years, got UK residency and now wants a golden handshake, suprised, no.

    Is he offering any money that his deceased King had squirreled away, if you give him your bank account details?
     
  8. MICROWAVE PORK CHOPS

    5-6 pork chops
    1 tbsp. chopped onion
    1 tbsp. Worcestershire
    1 can cream of mushroom soup

    Put into 8 x 12 inch dish and cover with wax paper. Cook in microwave for 18 minutes. Let stand for 5 minutes.
     
  9. Class.
    Stories say he's 30 yet in the pics I would say he's a bit older.
    Busted for driving with a Nigerian licence in somebody else's name. Who turned out to be dead.

    Stinks.
    I even found myself putting on a funny Nigerian accent in my head as I read his whining shite.
    "Hello, I'm from your bank - the one in the High Street......."
     
  10. Sorry but rules is rules, if he don't like them he can fuck off back to Nigeria. I can't stand people that hide behind the race/religion discrimination card.
    'Combat Human Resource Specialist' makes blanket stackers sound scary.

    CG
     
  11. I temporarily was put into a house that had previously been reserved for people of the Jewish pursuasion. Have to say that microwaving a bacon double cheeseburger in the communal oven wasn't the best thought through moment of my life. They had to throw it out because of something to do with cooking bacon and including cheese and meat in the same meal (not sure what that's about).

    I'm assuming that the squaddies who used his microwave were fans of the similiar ready-meal (and not surprising because they're fabbo) or just did it to piss him off. Can't imagine why.
     
  12. Do you rinse the meat and let it sit outside of it's packaging (assuming it's not bought from a proper butchers)? Because if you buy sealed tesco meat always rinse it for a minute or two and let it sit for 15-25 minutes to get rid of the odour that you will get from cooking it.
     
  13. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Kosher Dietary rules (cf Genesis and Exodus (first two books in the "Very Big Book of Fairy Tales")).
     
  14. once fed a jewish vegan kid pork scratchings oops :)
     
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