Back in the days days when a much shorter and slightly less rotund Chalk walked the earth, every week brought Army based treats to my TV screen in the form of high drama, class action and witty dialogue. The fun to be had arguably set me on present course of running round in ditches at weekends, but still doesn't explain the studentdom. So, with this golden haze of memory still surrounding it, why does every fibre in my being tell me it was a big pile of bitch tits? Having not watched it for ten years, I don't have a recent perspective, but suspect I would probably hurt myself rather than view more than fifteen minutes of it. So, to those who better remember: crap or not crap?