Soldier Sailor Airman

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Soldier, Sailor, Airman in the bar.

    Soldier says: My wife is so thick. She's just bought a car and she doesn't drive.

    Sailor says: Think that's bad? My wife has just paid for a swimming pool to be built in the back garden and she doesn't swim.

    Airman thinks for a while: I can beat that, my wife has just gone to Greece on holiday. She's taken 50 condoms with her and she doesn't even have a c0ck...