Soldier Romance in Asda

I dont want to wade in with what I might consider a funny comment as he is serving and I am a mere civvy. Think I would be on thin ice, still better me than her I suppose
Sorry, but if you were ginger and your future wife looked like her, why in gods name would you advertise it?

The ginger and the minger!
There's not much style in proposing in a supermarket but he could have done it in Waitrose if a food store was his thing.


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If you're a gwar. and an ugly one at that, then even the munteriest old crocodilopig will be better than the alternative.

Now, I want to see the next episode when they show off their fat, orange ugly-as-a-fcuker baby.
A logistical driver? Never heard it called that before.
They're thinking of having their honeymoon in Sainsbury's
FFS the things some blokes will do to get out of the block :pig:
Let me be the first to congratulate Arrse user 'Sixty' on his engagement.
Angoria said:
Looks like she ate her way round the store first!
Every little helps.

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