soldier lovin Aldershot babe! careful in office warning!!!!

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  1. OK is this the best Aldershot can produce?? Anyone got any better offerings?
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  2. Reminds me of the joke

    'What's the difference between a pig and a para? A pig wouldn't spend all night fcuking a Para!'

    Obviously the joke was wrong...
  3. now this may well be pot,kettle, black etc etc....but feck me, thats NASTY!!!! :omfg:
  4. MY EEEEYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS. :puker: :puker: :puker: :pukel: :pukel: :pukel:

    That is a real grotmonster. No no no no, not ever, I couldn't.
  5. Do you bloody mind, I'm eating my tea. Most of which is now spat over my keyboard having clicked the link, and looked at someones grandmother which has been stripped down ready for cleaning.

    Now if I'd had a drink, NO BRUCE NO!
  6. ooooh come on now chaps......friday night, you've had 8 pints of warm, nasty beer, even the spotty oik in the corner has copped KNOW you would!! IN FACT hands up who HAS? Somebody out there knows 'Janet'....don't be shy now :D
  7. Got to admit the body's not that bad :wink:

    Though granted one of the worst looking women on the pig board in my old Sqn was someone I'd shagged. And those who know Paderborn, may also know the one eyed turk Fatima :oops:
  8. Now, please, for Christ's sake, don't think I'm suggesting anyone does this. (My excuse is that I'm pathologically nosey ...... and it isn't the first time I've regretted it.) But if ..... and only if you're sure you can bear it ...... if you click on "full size" .......... not only does there appear to be moss growing in her bush, but there, also, seems to be a growth in front of where her m1nge would be. Would this be a male to female gender reassignment op gone wrong?
  9. Shudders, did that. Not recommended!
  10. Can someone post a piccie please?, this stupid nazi system wont let me look at the website.
  11. My eyes hurt and I'm considering turning celibate!!

    That is a nasty sight and although I have displayed low standards during my service I have never mounted anything that ugly and deformed. Is it human?

    Arrsers out there, admit it, will possibly have shared 'precious moments' with worse I fear :wink:

  12. Now you just know that saying don't do it would lead to loads of us clicking...that is horrendous. Click on the one with her fizzog and that's equally as bad.

    I am *so* glad my time near the 'shot has been and gone...
  13. Webwatcher nazi's don't let you steal images. Not that i'd post pornography on here anyway...

  14. thank god for nazi IT depts is all i can say 8O
  15. Rest of the site is feckin great tho.........not that I look at such things :roll: