Soldier leaves voicemail marriage proposal - on wrong girl's phone

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chrisg46, Jan 25, 2011.

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  1. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

  2. Who believes this shite. It gota be a wind up.
  3. aunite beeb falls for this shite?
    someone believes ya cynical get,
    plus it's being tweeted by sad fuckers too (@DJChristianOC ain't he that prat off t'radio?)
  4. It's all over the news.
  5. Must be a slow news day....
  6. Quote Metro Article:
    The man has a Tyneside accent although there appear to be very few other discernible details.
    Quote Ends.

    No change there then.
  7. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    So did the Northern munter say "yes"?
  8. This has got to be a wind up.
  9. breaking news:

    -squaddie dials wrong number [by mistake]-
  10. Boldnotold

    Boldnotold LE Book Reviewer

    Anyone else hear this and think 'The Emperor strikes again'?
  11. The only thing missing was the sounds of battle in the background, quick burst and an RPG going overhead, " hang on pet, back in a sec, gotta killa coople of these fookers, wy yi thats better, whatta boot it then?"
  12. If its from mike to me, the ansa is a big no. Jennixx :)
  13. I have some news for him....... Its not his kid!

    Jokes aside, hope he's reunited with his lass soon, and best of luck to the of both them you bunch of miserable gits :)
  14. Sounds very suspect to me. Even Them get to ring home more often than every 3 months. If it is genuine it's likely 2 para as they sadly lost a lad other day. If not he must be RAF Regiment on a code black to catch fly tippers or something.
  15. The headline is very specific: "Soldier leaves voicemail....................etc"

    It doesn't say "Braindead Dickhead" leaves voicemail...............etc" does it. No, of course it doesn't and that firmly but definitively leaves mickey boy right out of it.

    You just needed to think it through a little first is all :thumright: