soggy rubber sock

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by cannon fodder, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. today i woke up (after a heavy night on the town) with a soggy cum filled comdom hanging out of my anus.... should i dare talk to anyone or just keep quiet?
  2. did you have a twenty pound note hanging out of your ear, if so can I have it back?
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  3. If it's size 'small', it's not mine.

  4. It was either Porridge Guns or |ZeroOvers - the fucking pansies.

  5. Keep quiet. You know it makes sense.
  6. thought zero over was a girl, so confused
  7. The OP's 23rd such thread.
  8. I thought that too. He didn't deny it so thereby fueling the rumor mill. I know who he is now and he's deffo a bloke.
  9. You should change your username to 'custard catcher'
  10. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    0/10 Trying to hard!
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  11. You can't be too careful, even with a strapon
  12. I'm making a snuff movie, would you like to be the star?

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  13. FFS, don't breach Davetheclown's persec.

  14. Are you in 9 SQN ? Were you attached to the washing machine with bungees ?
  15. The ECT must have worn off. Tedious, tedious, tedious.