SOCOM PS3

Picatinny_Rail

Old-Salt
Any Arrse'rs out there playin SOCOM on the PS3? I'm gettin fed up getting slotted cos half the spotty civvy fcuk witts on there can't spot a combat indicator if jumped up and bit em on the Arrse!!

:?
 

GLIDER

Old-Salt
I just got it, my skills are useless on this game!!!! Bloody yank kids keep slotting me while im, trying to find some decent cover!!!
Anyone else playing this at the moment or are you all too grown up/COD hoares???
 

Mr Happy

LE
Moderator
The annoying thing about bringing years of sweat and tears learned combat skills to an online community is that 10 year olds have their own kind of quality...
 
Its shite although the actual graphics are great, the gameplay is not. Unless you an expert/10yrs old your fooked.

They could of done so much more with this the lazy cnuts.
 

sparksmalarks

Old-Salt
Slightly off topic but recently went down to a local bedlam paintball area to enquire being a marshal on spare saturdays (before i found out they're all stoner students and it was minimum wage).

a group of 12 adults and 4 10-12 y/olds were there and the kids were to frightened to move and all stuck behind one tree in fear of getting hit, after a while one of them must have panicked, stood up closed his eyes, started running and firing random shots with his hand covering his mask.

Didn't hit any of the opposing team but got 3 of his own guys quit violently and i fell victim to 4 of his shots in some very unworthy areas. Bloody scary.

What's the saying, ''Proffesionals are predictable, it's the amatures that are dangerous''.

still got a bruised sack :x
 

Mr Happy

LE
Moderator
sparksmalarks said:
Slightly off topic but recently went down to a local bedlam paintball area to enquire being a marshal on spare saturdays (before i found out they're all stoner students and it was minimum wage).

a group of 12 adults and 4 10-12 y/olds were there and the kids were to frightened to move and all stuck behind one tree in fear of getting hit, after a while one of them must have panicked, stood up closed his eyes, started running and firing random shots with his hand covering his mask.

Didn't hit any of the opposing team but got 3 of his own guys quit violently and i fell victim to 4 of his shots in some very unworthy areas. Bloody scary.

What's the saying, ''Proffesionals are predictable, it's the amatures that are dangerous''.

still got a bruised sack :x

The problem with paintball is that it bloody hurts. 20 years ago with splatmasters it was all very good and clever and fun with the range was 30 yards and the balls would probably burst. These days it appears far too serious and from one days playing I noticed (stag) HORRENDOUSLY PAINFUL.
 

Rarden_reaper

War Hero
Sorry all this technology is a bit above me.

However enter it into you tube search engine....Should produce desired results!!!!

Enjoy
 
Funny you should mention paintaball as ive just organized a day in june for 30+ old work mates. I always shoot the marshals when I can.
 
Mr Happy said:
sparksmalarks said:
I've heard that malteesers are a good replacement for the paintballs if any ''customers'' get too much.

I think you mean marbles...

Allegedly being snapped up as home defence weapons using hard balls, or so I over heard in a shop the other day.
 
Its a good laugh with the odd out of game sly shot at the back of your mates leg. The action man like adults with "bullet proof" vests on etc make me laught though.

Back on topic, yeah SOCCOM was a dissapointment for me. I did not actually realize it was online only and was looking forward to it. The aiming is all c0cked up, and them little yank kids are already experts as it was released 5 months earlier over there. I paid £20...traded it in next day at CEX for £22.

UFC on friday anyone?
 
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