I use to have a sock that permantly stayed in my gonk bag for a grumble when out on ex, was never washed the entire time i served, by the time i came to leave the forces (nearly 11 years later), the thing was pratically its own life form as it had that much DNA on it.
what a splendid thread!
Congratulations sir! over many years and evry single continent in the world I have had one off the wrist and got pissed. throughout that time many have tried to make me feel "bilious" as my gran put it. Until now they all failed. until you, you fetid spawn of all thats gopping. that is going over the edge!