Last night I was watching that documentary on the Camorra in Naples. Who make the Sicilian mafia look like a bunch of bauchling teuchters and who have a thoroughly deserved reputation for casual brutality. One of their current nasty scams is fly-tipping of dioxin rich rubbish on an industrial scale across Southern Italy. The dioxins are leaching into the water table and causing drinking water to be contaminated to dangerous levels - 80 times the safe level! Between this fact being mentioned and a Camorra don's comment that he didn't mind, they drank mineral water, I had already thought to myself "Tough for the locals, but if I was in the Camorra I would be taking over the mineral water concessions..." The trouble is, I have noticed i think like this all the time. I even find myself having to "remember" appropriate responses to news like hatches, matches and dispatches. You do not want to get those mixed up. That old FBI chestnut about the girl murdering her sister after meeting a handsome cousin at a funeral - I had answered that one before the question was finished... Is there an online psychopath test? One that doesn't cause a flag to be raised in Scotland Yard or Quantico that is??