Social Cleansing

#1
Well, how about this ?

Yesterday a colleague of mine was one of an 8-man team that visited a car park nearby where a load of "Travellers" have encamped. They have been there a few weeks, and have been using an adjacent footpath as a toilet.

The visiting team was there to meet the Travellers, and to determine the best way to clean up the shoite.... well, not surprisingly, none of the caravan owners was available as they were "all out at work".....

The cost of the clean up will run into the thousands, and we all know that the dirty fecks will be squating there again as soon as the council have been and gone.

So, question. Can anyone lend me a L96 and 200 rounds ?
 
#2
why waste money like that, some fertiliser, diesel and a couple of pounds of nails should do the trick
 
#3
I think you might have trouble nailing the diesel to the caravans. Not sure what the fertilizer will be like though, I suppose if you keep it in bags maybe.
 
#4
Forks said:
I think you might have trouble nailing the diesel to the caravans. Not sure what the fertilizer will be like though, I suppose if you keep it in bags maybe.
Can I call a WAH here??
 
#6
Cabana said:
Lob a load of thunderflashes at them at midnight...that will scare the feckers off
Or scare the shit out of them and then he's back to square one...............
 
#10
Had a similar case near me last year. Travellers left the area quite clean apart from 10 or so large cardboard boxes. On closer inspection they were full of shite, nappies and bottles of urine. Nice people.
 
#11
legs-o-lead said:
Well, how about this ?

Yesterday a colleague of mine was one of an 8-man team that visited a car park nearby where a load of "Travellers" have encamped. They have been there a few weeks, and have been using an adjacent footpath as a toilet.

The visiting team was there to meet the Travellers, and to determine the best way to clean up the shoite.... well, not surprisingly, none of the caravan owners was available as they were "all out at work".....

The cost of the clean up will run into the thousands, and we all know that the dirty fecks will be squating there again as soon as the council have been and gone.

So, question. Can anyone lend me a L96 and 200 rounds ?


Doesn't your colleague know that the Pikeys, oops Travellers, should be provided with a lovely landscaped site, with toilets and shower block with free hot water and free electricity and gas. Cleaners should be there to keep the site tidy and they should be provided with a rapid response solicitor. Failing to do that, is in breach of their sub human rights, causing them to shit on nearby footpaths. Face up to it, you only have yourselves to blame.
 
#12
FiveAlpha said:
Had a similar case near me last year. Travellers left the area quite clean apart from 10 or so large cardboard boxes. On closer inspection they were full of shite, nappies and bottles of urine. Nice people.
Sounds like every pads estate Ive ever had the pleasure to sneak out of ..
 
#13
reni_77 said:
FiveAlpha said:
Had a similar case near me last year. Travellers left the area quite clean apart from 10 or so large cardboard boxes. On closer inspection they were full of shite, nappies and bottles of urine. Nice people.
Sounds like every pads estate Ive ever had the pleasure to sneak out of ..
More likely sneak into!
Deviant.
 
#14
Shooting them is far too humane if you ask me.

1 x HIGHLY flamable substance
1 x Box of matche
1 x Dark night (or middle of the day if you fancy it)

Just the thought of a bunch of stinking gippo cnuts rolling around thier filth infested shoitehole, screaming like little girls. It's enough to give me a semi....

But for now I'll settle for a sly grin and a reserved chuckle.
 
#15
Doesn't your colleague know that the Pikeys, oops Travellers, should be provided with a lovely landscaped site, with toilets and shower block with free hot water and free electricity and gas. Cleaners should be there to keep the site tidy and they should be provided with a rapid response solicitor. Failing to do that, is in breach of their sub human rights, causing them to shit on nearby footpaths. Face up to it, you only have yourselves to blame.[/quote]

The local Pikey site to me had bogs & showers, the Pikeys response was to rip out anything they could flog on.....

As a result, they got a rental discount, (as if they paid any rent), for the loss of facilities!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#16
I read the thread title and thought it was going to be about the re-introduction of Victorian workhouses, baths and laundries.
 
#17
reni_77 said:
FiveAlpha said:
Had a similar case near me last year. Travellers left the area quite clean apart from 10 or so large cardboard boxes. On closer inspection they were full of shite, nappies and bottles of urine. Nice people.
Sounds like every pads estate Ive ever had the pleasure to sneak out of ..
I've been detailed more than once to go and clean up infested pads houses in Germany. Seems the Medics were considered skill matched to grunt shite cleanups.
 
#19
Rather than shoot them, the flamethrower should be the standard pest cntrol weapon of choice and can be used to clean the shoite off the paths once you've burnt the shoite out of their caravans.
 
#20
InVinoVeritas said:
Rather than shoot them, the flamethrower should be the standard pest cntrol weapon of choice and can be used to clean the shoite off the paths once you've burnt the shoite out of their caravans.
Quite so.

I suggest that you use thick fuel in at least one weapon, as the stream can be fired further and more accurately. But the real reason is that the fuel is fired at such high pressure that the gobbets make a most gratifying clang when they strike metal objects. Like pikey cars/caravans/trailers, for example. And their owners.

Thin fuel burns hotter, so is better for incinerating filth (of whatever sort, whether self-propelled or not) It also looks prettier, especially at night, so is more likely to draw appreciative Oohs and Aahs from your audience of approving locals from the surrounding villages, as the objects of their ire run in ever-decreasing circles, whilst screaming and trailing greasy black smoke.

Flamethrowers are best used in numbers, and simultaneously, for maximum effect (as the IGA Sturmtruppen learned in WW1)

If you need any training, PM me.

Hope this helps.
 

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