Forced to watch emmerdale and corrie i find myself lusting after the flange before me. Moira in emmerdale ...yum yum and the squaddies mum the builder is knocking off makes me stiffer than jimmy saville laying in state. I post this after three strong orangeboom black cans and half a bottle of shiraz. I am saving the scratchings for best. Am i alone in this? Ps i also search for newsreader upskirts. Am i beyond redemption ?