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Soap opera minge

#1
Forced to watch emmerdale and corrie i find myself lusting after the flange before me.

Moira in emmerdale ...yum yum and the squaddies mum the builder is knocking off makes me stiffer than jimmy saville laying in state. I post this after three strong orangeboom black cans and half a bottle of shiraz. I am saving the scratchings for best.

Am i alone in this? Ps i also search for newsreader upskirts. Am i beyond redemption ?
 
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Mark The Convict

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#2
Scratchings, you say? The snack with hair growing out of it? You are indeed doomed.

 
#3
Embrace the fur. Say nay to pork crunch for it promises much but delivers nowt. I have seen gails hangers and spilt a little sex wee. Hell i even stiffened to audrey and her tranie manny. Excuse my awful grandma but the blood has left my typing finger thinking about betty's hotpot
 
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Mark The Convict

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#4
Lies.

Nobody is 'forcing' you to watch these programs of which you speak. You're certainly not lusting after the crumpet, because you are a screaming bender. You stroke your neck with the scratchings, imagining that it's the beard of the leather-clad, 20-stone bear* who is about to hurl you to the floor and ram his length up you as you whimper insincere pleas into the Axminster.

Go on, deny it. I challenge you.

* one of these, or perhaps several, it's really none of my business. You freak.

 
#5
I was aroused until i espied a hint of pampers on the fella on the right. Nappies? A step beyond even for me.

If however you have any polaroids of said nappy crapper doing the business post them to detmold
 
#6
Right, I know fuck all about Brit TV, so on the say-so I searched it on the webby thingy, this is what I came up with for Emmerdale:

EMMERDALE_29_497363a.jpg

Corrie: corrie2.jpg

"You've got a bit of explaining to do my lad".
 
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Mark The Convict

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#7
Eurgh, those boutonnieres! They're all wrong, they should be tucked through the buttonhole and pinned to the BACK of the lapel! It looks like the flowers are wearing them, not the other way around! It's ghastly, I can't...wrong...ooh, Mother...*has the vapours*
 
#8
Eurgh, those boutonnieres! They're all wrong, they should be tucked through the buttonhole and pinned to the BACK of the lapel! It looks like the flowers are wearing them, not the other way around! It's ghastly, I can't...wrong...ooh, Mother...*has the vapours*
Play rugby?

Recent freak accident in a gym leading to a stroke?

I think you're on the wrong thread sweetie...............

http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/17...o-limp-wristed-hair-dressing-shirtlifter.html
 
#17
Don't worry yourself, I'll post gratuitous totty pics and not the gay bears.

Forced to watch emmerdale and corrie i find myself lusting after the flange before me.

Moira in emmerdale ...yum yum Natalie J. Robb

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Celebrity-Pix • View topic - Natalie Robb - Sven Arnstein PS 2005 MQ

and the squaddies mum the builder is knocking off No fucking idea about this one. Google is not my friend, even on this shite soap

makes me stiffer than jimmy saville laying in state. I post this after three strong orangeboom black cans and half a bottle of shiraz. I am saving the scratchings for best.

Am i alone in this? Ps i also search for newsreader upskirts. Am i beyond redemption ?
 

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