So, you want to leave Manchester United Rooney!

Rod924

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#1
OK, I can see how you are struggling to live off £90,000 per week! I can see that. Despite being an arrogant cheating prick, soiling the clubs name with your brass philanderings, the support and close ranks/protection given by the club was not to your standards! Those same standards that is held so high on your chavvy drug dealing childhood estate! The fact that you are playing shite with no first touch should never mean you are dropped?

Once a Blue always a blue! Really Wayne? You are a greedy, arrogant prick who would no doubt think nothing of moving across the road for the sake of wonga. Now turn to the right and fuck off out of OT you skaus twat!
 
#2
Can't stand the little traitor myself but when on his game he really is world class. The best thing he can do now is sod off to Spain/Italy sort his bloody life out and start playing football again. Hopefully he can then play for England like we all know he can.
 
#4
SHOCK HORROR, A bloke wants to be paid more and/or have better working conditions. The outrage of it all.
 
#5
OK, I can see how you are struggling to live off £90,000 per week! I can see that. Despite being an arrogant cheating prick, soiling the clubs name with your brass philanderings, the support and close ranks/protection given by the club was not to your standards! Those same standards that is held so high on your chavvy drug dealing childhood estate! The fact that you are playing shite with no first touch should never mean you are dropped?

Once a Blue always a blue! Really Wayne? You are a greedy, arrogant prick who would no doubt think nothing of moving across the road for the sake of wonga. Now turn to the right and fuck off out of OT you skaus twat!
I bet you're one of those people who stands up in the pub when somebody is about to score, and puts on a deep voice when discussing what you would have done had you been on the field. Maybe get out more...
 
#6
OK, I can see how you are struggling to live off £90,000 per week! I can see that. Despite being an arrogant cheating prick, soiling the clubs name with your brass philanderings, the support and close ranks/protection given by the club was not to your standards! Those same standards that is held so high on your chavvy drug dealing childhood estate! The fact that you are playing shite with no first touch should never mean you are dropped?

Once a Blue always a blue! Really Wayne? You are a greedy, arrogant prick who would no doubt think nothing of moving across the road for the sake of wonga. Now turn to the right and fuck off out of OT you skaus twat!
I read this and my initial thought was, "So what? I don't care. It's makes no difference to me"

Then I thought I should think again. And I did. Now I think, "So what? Who cares? It's completely irrelevant to 99.9999% of the world's population"
 
#9
Hes a gopping mong who's Missus probably fancies shopping in Milan or Barcelona.
The big headed little twat thinks with Ronaldo gone he's Man Utds only chance of winning the premiership and is asking for silly money. No man is bigger than his club and Fergie has a history of fucking off gobshites (Keane, Stam). As a Chelsea boy I'm happy as fuck with all this.
 
#10
SHOCK HORROR, A bloke wants to be paid more and/or have better working conditions. The outrage of it all.
Better working conditions?

He wants a fcuking slap, that is what he wants. Instead of shaging everything he sees and generally treating his mrs like sh1t. Looks good as a role model doesn't he....
 
#11
Better working conditions?

He wants a fcuking slap, that is what he wants. Instead of shaging everything he sees and generally treating his mrs like sh1t. Looks good as a role model doesn't he....
He's not employed as a role model, he's employed as a footballer. If I was on 90K a week and was offered more I'd be off just like anyone else. If I didnt like my workplace and I could go somewhere better I'd be off just like anyone else.
As for his missus, she's not exactly with him for his Brad Pitt type looks and sparkling wit is she?
 

Rod924

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#12
I bet you're one of those people who stands up in the pub when somebody is about to score, and puts on a deep voice when discussing what you would have done had you been on the field. Maybe get out more...
Ooh get you Deltadog. FFS It's in the Current affairs - news section you mong. But I do have a deep voice and having only played Corps football I know sod all about the game x
 
#14
I hope you sell him in January and get a good price seeing as we will have a sell on clause. And exucse me while i laugh myself silly at mancs thinking he had any sort of loyalty. Rooney for city!
 
#16
Can we add a bit of "news" about X Factor to this thread to make it really interesting and with it!




FFS it doesn't even deserve to be in the sports section to be honest.
 
#17
Ooh get you Deltadog. FFS It's in the Current affairs - news section you mong. But I do have a deep voice and having only played Corps football I know sod all about the game x
I'm glad you're aware that it's just a game. From your initial post, one would be forgiven for thinking you thought it was important. By the way, the sign on the door says "Politics, Current Affairs, Geo-Political Analysis", not "Celeb Gossip, Sport and Real Ale"
 
#18
Must have a better class of grannies in Spain or Italy for him
He'll more than likely go to Manchester City.
Reasons being:

i, Manchester United will want to offload him in January ASAP. His value will diminsh the longer he stays, i.e. until next summer.

ii, None of the big European clubs will want to buy a Champions League cup tied player in January.

iii, No-one other than Manchester City can really afford him and the wages he can demand.

iv, He has no loyalty. As shown by going from Everton to Manchester United.

v, Going to Manchester from Liverpool was a culture shock. Can you imagine what Madrid, Barcelona, or Milan would be like for him?

vi, He's thick and would be unable to learn a foreign language. See point v.


Personally, I think he's overated. On his day, superb. But has too many off days. Last season was the apex of his career.
Yes he's a good English player, but Ronaldo overshadowed him before he left Manchester United. There are better players out there (none at Manchester United though). I won't be that sad to see him go, but it does seem like the death knoll for Manchester United. Their last big name player going and no sign of any replacements on the horizon. What goes around, comes around.
 

Rod924

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#19
I'm glad you're aware that it's just a game. From your initial post, one would be forgiven for thinking you thought it was important. By the way, the sign on the door says "Politics, Current Affairs, Geo-Political Analysis", not "Celeb Gossip, Sport and Real Ale"
Err, I don't want to be pedantic DD, but suggest you get down to spec savers as posted through the right portal; it's news & has been since the weekend. And to some, it's not simply a game no matter how old you are. Look, and this goes to the other uber forum Police, retort with some banter rather than firing up the outrage bus. Where is RTFQ when he is needed; argh them were the days of pure coffee over keyboard humour
 

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