So you think you're randy....

#3
24 shags in one night then sleeps for two days?

I should bloody well think so!!! 8O
 
#4
When I grow up, I want to be a Guinea Pig. 8O
 
#8
Or put loads of them in a room, but on some shoes with kitchen tiles stuck to the bottom, fill yourself with ale and go on a stampfest :D
 
#9
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Or put loads of them in a room, but on some shoes with kitchen tiles stuck to the bottom, fill yourself with ale and go on a stampfest :D
Could charge people for the pleasure too, Pikey fairgrounds always seem to have one of those bash the chipmunk with the mallet for 50p machines.

Could be an earner... ?
 
#10
Ex wife's mate had gerbils. And a 'gerbil ball' which was a football with a door to the inside. Object of this ball was to place the gerbil inside via the door so the gerbil could 'exercise' by rolling around. I discovered that lager, footballs and gerbils don't mix. The score was 3-0 to me. And three dizzy gerbils, near to death...........
 
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#12
Capt Cheeky said:
This might be of interest to you then.....

http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/socket/

Plenty of other pseudo small rodent related abuse in there!

Oh and advice taken....

[qote="Gunny Highway"]I discovered that lager, footballs and gerbils don't mix.
genius! :D

PS Wasn't there a news article a few years ago about some squaddies mistreating some small amimal of some sort with a kitchen appliance ??
seen it before i laughed my head off
 

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