So you think you're randy....

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Capt Cheeky, Apr 1, 2004.

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    'nuff said
  2. Any relation to the Mucky Major?

    Possibly his old pet Guinea Pig?

  3. 24 shags in one night then sleeps for two days?

    I should bloody well think so!!! 8O
  4. When I grow up, I want to be a Guinea Pig. 8O
  5. I wonder how much weight it lost...
  6. Should put the whole lot in a bucket of bleach, or in the freezer compartment and sell them off as snake food.
  7. Or put loads of them in a room, but on some shoes with kitchen tiles stuck to the bottom, fill yourself with ale and go on a stampfest :D
  8. Could charge people for the pleasure too, Pikey fairgrounds always seem to have one of those bash the chipmunk with the mallet for 50p machines.

    Could be an earner... ?
  9. Ex wife's mate had gerbils. And a 'gerbil ball' which was a football with a door to the inside. Object of this ball was to place the gerbil inside via the door so the gerbil could 'exercise' by rolling around. I discovered that lager, footballs and gerbils don't mix. The score was 3-0 to me. And three dizzy gerbils, near to death...........
  10. This might be of interest to you then.....

    Plenty of other pseudo small rodent related abuse in there!

    Oh and advice taken....

    genius! :D

    PS Wasn't there a news article a few years ago about some squaddies mistreating some small amimal of some sort with a kitchen appliance ?? :evil:
  11. seen it before i laughed my head off
  12. 23C

    23C Clanker

    "Cachau Bant!"

    thats not nice... :)