So you think youare having a bad Day

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Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.
The deceased male was dressed in a full wetsuit, complete with scuba tanks on his back,flippers, and face mask.
A post-mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification.
Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended
up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire,the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. Thefire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets.Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire. You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a
fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

Scouse G
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