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So you hated doing Drill!

#1
Back in the day, I used to hate standing on a square with some twonk shouting at me and my compadres and being forced to march about, turning round and shoogling about from side to side - in other words Drill. I literally can't see the point of it, I guess it's so people watching parades can get a boner or a wide-on for the ladies)., and the RSM or whoever gets to be all shouty.

Anyway I came across this:

It got me thinking, our drill (British Army) is fooking boring as fook compared to other nations - mind you I wouldn't like to do the Russian one where you end up kicking your legs right up, I dare say there's been a few mishaps with people being booted in the balls (or clunge if you're a Doris).

Anyway I digress - who does the best drill? USA/China/Russia/UK......etc.
 
#6
What the fuck is that on their feet - looks like shoes with a pompom stuck to the toes. Who the fucks designed those monstrosities? So guy sitting at home thinking 'how stupid can I look - I know I'll glue a pompom to my shoes', then someone else saw it and thought it looked good. Mind you have you ever seen those boots they wear in mexico with the big long toes? It would look even madder if they were wearing those.


If you kicked someone in the face with those - there's a good chance you'd blind them!
 
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#9
Chinese birds are fantastic, and a bit mental when they get the cock.
That high pitched squeaking that they make would drive me insane - I wouldn't like a bird to have a deep voice, but that crazy noise asian (Japs/Chinks) types make (according to porn websites), would give me a soft-on.
 

petetheplane

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#10
Back in the day, I used to hate standing on a square with some twonk shouting at me and my compadres and being forced to march about, turning round and shoogling about from side to side - in other words Drill. I literally can't see the point of it, I guess it's so people watching parades can get a boner or a wide-on for the ladies)., and the RSM or whoever gets to be all shouty.

Anyway I came across this:

It got me thinking, our drill (British Army) is fooking boring as fook compared to other nations - mind you I wouldn't like to do the Russian one where you end up kicking your legs right up, I dare say there's been a few mishaps with people being booted in the balls (or clunge if you're a Doris).

Anyway I digress - who does the best drill? USA/China/Russia/UK......etc.

That clip was terrific. Thankyou.
 
#11
I dated a (ethnic) Chinese girl for a while some years ago. Trust me, you need a detached house.

And yes, EVERY one of my mates asked the question "Does she have a horizontal gash?"
 

Auld-Yin

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#12
These guys do this for fun :rolleyes:


They're good though, must have put in a few hours in the drill square :cool:

I wonder if any get jailed if they miss a turn :D
 
#13
Back in the day, I used to hate standing on a square with some twonk shouting at me and my compadres and being forced to march about, turning round and shoogling about from side to side - in other words Drill. I literally can't see the point of it, I guess it's so people watching parades can get a boner or a wide-on for the ladies)., and the RSM or whoever gets to be all shouty.

Anyway I came across this:

It got me thinking, our drill (British Army) is fooking boring as fook compared to other nations - mind you I wouldn't like to do the Russian one where you end up kicking your legs right up, I dare say there's been a few mishaps with people being booted in the balls (or clunge if you're a Doris).

Anyway I digress - who does the best drill? USA/China/Russia/UK......etc.
If only there was a thread for shit like this. Now stop posting like a cunt
https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/t...es-in-here-only.103186/page-1536#post-8692840
 
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#14
Back in the day, I used to hate standing on a square with some twonk shouting at me and my compadres and being forced to march about, turning round and shoogling about from side to side - in other words Drill. I literally can't see the point of it, I guess it's so people watching parades can get a boner or a wide-on for the ladies)., and the RSM or whoever gets to be all shouty.

Anyway I came across this:

It got me thinking, our drill (British Army) is fooking boring as fook compared to other nations - mind you I wouldn't like to do the Russian one where you end up kicking your legs right up, I dare say there's been a few mishaps with people being booted in the balls (or clunge if you're a Doris).

Anyway I digress - who does the best drill? USA/China/Russia/UK......etc.
I do like seeing a pretty girl with a trombone in her mouth
 

Stumpy4154

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#16
Back in the day, I used to hate standing on a square with some twonk shouting at me and my compadres and being forced to march about, turning round and shoogling about from side to side - in other words Drill. I literally can't see the point of it, I guess it's so people watching parades can get a boner or a wide-on for the ladies)., and the RSM or whoever gets to be all shouty.

Anyway I came across this:

It got me thinking, our drill (British Army) is fooking boring as fook compared to other nations - mind you I wouldn't like to do the Russian one where you end up kicking your legs right up, I dare say there's been a few mishaps with people being booted in the balls (or clunge if you're a Doris).

Anyway I digress - who does the best drill? USA/China/Russia/UK......etc.
I must sa, the choreography for that was excellent.


Not quite Trooping the Colour standard, but impressive none the less.
 
#18
Back in the day, I used to hate standing on a square with some twonk shouting at me and my compadres and being forced to march about, turning round and shoogling about from side to side - in other words Drill. I literally can't see the point of it
The point of it was to get soldiers used to reacting instantly to commands - a precusor for the desired behaviour in battle.
 

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