So women pay for sex too?

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  1. Of course women pay for it. For the rest of their lives 8O
  2. Many women offer me money for sex.

    Discounts only offered if they are any good and want a repeat performance.
  3. This news could ruin many garrison towns... Places like Aldershit, run-down hovels... Those towns have no tourism, no decent trade, only an extraordinarily low ratio of people:prostitute. Imagine if all the squaddies decided to stop whoring and charge women for it instead. Vox would close.
  4. <~~~~~~why didnt she just call me???

    'he recalls a solicitor who used to be a regular client'.

    "She's very articulate, bright - she's a partner in her firm. But after session three she told me this guilty secret: that she'd really like to take advantage of Superman.

    "I would arrive at her house in a suit. I'd go along in glasses; underneath my suit is a Superman outfit and we would go through this role-play.

    "She would at one point bring out a green rock on a chain which was kryptonite - that makes Superman begin to lose his power. And of course when Superman loses his power, he's available to be taken advantage of."
    It's no more seedy than somebody going out to a bar, getting a bit drunk and then ending up going home with a complete stranger

    Escort Daniel
  5. Wonder if any of those escort agencies are recruiting rotund ageing men with small willies?
  6. Tried. No.
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

  8. Any vacancies for beer bellied gwars oh wait silly question never mind
  9. Sign me up!

    That girl on your signature seems under some stress.

    Give her a rest :x
  10. Men have always paid for sex (money, time, effort, etc).

    Know women what to pay men.

    They got the Vote, what more do they want.
  11. Every night I run my forefinger along the top of the wainscot. Should I discover the merest smidgin of dust, I refuse to let my wife blow me.

    The place damn nearly sparkles!
  12. I wonder what the women look like though? There's probably a high chance of having to pork a fat, dribbling mong, which I may have done a few times for free anyway... :x

  13. Why is this suddenly such a big deal? Boxheed telly did a whole series on this very subject about 20 years ago! It was very revealing, with phone-ins like: "I'm very interested in your eight inches" etc.

  14. i know a guy who has a bird on the go who, orders a taxi to pick him up and take him to her house, pays for the taxi, buys him food and booze, shag's him then pays for a taxi for him to get home and sticks £35-£40 in his pocket aswell