So why did YOU fail selection for THEM?

#1
I fell asleep after a training weekend, so jacked the course. I was driving at 70mph on the M3 when I dozed off, though.

What's your excuse??
 
#3
Stopped for a cheeky tab half way up the Fan and flicked my fag end away when I was finished.

Got RTU'd for littering!

Now happy at 49 Para
 
#5
I painted the boathouse the wrong colour, was later diagnosed as colour blind and there for not fit for ops.

Otherwise I'd have given the land in the iranian embassey a run for their money.


True story !!*












* DISCLAIMER Story may not be true
 
#12
Got as far as the jungle phase (Which was taking place in Hamsterley forest due to defence cuts!) but couldn't go because i'm scared of spiders!
 
#15
Would that be "Glorri-orri-aaah"?

As for why I failed "I cannot answer that question." no, not because of CAC training, my literary agent said not to as he is trying to jack up a slot for me on Jonathan ross to publicise my military autobiography "I was a prisoner of the RAF..."
 
#19
Secret indeed! It's carried out in the function room of the Blue oyster Bar! ........ By the way a mate of mine was wondering if 64 Commando was recruiting at present?
 
#20
I was RTUd for wearing jeans, dessert Timberlands and a Helly Hanson while at the laundrette in Hereford, got spotted, they said I had compromised myself, and that was that.

Good service wash there though, only four quid.
 

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