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So......who's next???!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by smudge67er, Mar 31, 2011.

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  1. smudge67er

    smudge67er

    Since Crio has run away in tears after her fella was outed as a paedo on ARRSE, it has come to my attention that Issac_Hunt has also gone AWOL!

    He was less than happy at the remarks to his "It's my Birthday thread" which was enough to make him commit t'interweb hari-kari. To be fair, his jokes were terrible too.

    So.....who's next? With a stroke of luck Western will do the honourable thing and fall on his virtual sword.

    Remember "never underestimate the predictablility of stupidity" before you post "hopefully you Sumdge you cunt"
     
    smudge67er, Mar 31, 2011
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  2. RoyalMarine1995

    RoyalMarine1995 Old-Salt

    I like that, im gonna say it more often
     
    RoyalMarine1995, Mar 31, 2011
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  3. Miner

    Miner LE

    ^This muppet.
     
    Miner, Mar 31, 2011
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  4. smudge67er

    smudge67er

    It was said by Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch. It's a quality quote.
     
    smudge67er, Mar 31, 2011
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  5. vvaannmmaann

    vvaannmmaann LE

    For fucks sake I take the wife to The Harvester for her birthday treat and miss all the fun.
     
    vvaannmmaann, Mar 31, 2011
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  6. stacker1

    stacker1 LE

    I would say hopefully you Smudge, you cunt, rather than whoever Sumdge is.
     
    stacker1, Mar 31, 2011
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  7. smudge67er

    smudge67er

    Seen! That's what happens when you have bratwurst for fingers.
     
    smudge67er, Mar 31, 2011
    #7
  8. The_Snail

    The_Snail LE

    My money is on errol doing a BBR soon. Are we going to run a book on it?
     
    The_Snail, Mar 31, 2011
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  9. Blokeonabike

    Blokeonabike LE

    I once pointed out to a female aquaintance the fact that pudgy sausage fingers are freakish and unpleasant. The next time I saw her she told me that she had only realised after I talked about it that her boyfriend was cursed with pudgy fingers - she dumped him. Should I be a hypnotist?
     
    Blokeonabike, Mar 31, 2011
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  10. Your_Mums_Pal

    Your_Mums_Pal LE

    It could be me.

    I've been walting since I started here.

    I work for Travel Lodge! Not Premier Inn!

    (hilarity, eh?)
     
    Your_Mums_Pal, Mar 31, 2011
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  11. Ritch

    Ritch LE

    Can't we just lynch the cunt?
     
    Ritch, Mar 31, 2011
    #11
  12. The_Snail

    The_Snail LE

    We could re-open Bernoulli's Pit and put him and RoyalMarine 1995 in there - chuck on a bit of petrol and wooosh - no more mongs.
     
    The_Snail, Mar 31, 2011
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  13. jarrod248

    jarrod248 LE Gallery Guru
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    Other things can happen with large fingers.
     
    jarrod248, Mar 31, 2011
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  14. Lurcio

    Lurcio Clanker

    I missed this one. Link please?
     
    Lurcio, Mar 31, 2011
    #14
  16. mucus2

    mucus2 LE

    Longest thread of the week in the NAAFI Bar chap.
     
    mucus2, Mar 31, 2011
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