So......who's next???!

[smudge67er]

Since Crio has run away in tears after her fella was outed as a paedo on ARRSE, it has come to my attention that Issac_Hunt has also gone AWOL!

He was less than happy at the remarks to his "It's my Birthday thread" which was enough to make him commit t'interweb hari-kari. To be fair, his jokes were terrible too.

So.....who's next? With a stroke of luck Western will do the honourable thing and fall on his virtual sword.

Remember "never underestimate the predictablility of stupidity" before you post "hopefully you Sumdge you ****"

 

[RoyalMarine1995]

Remember "never underestimate the predictablility of stupidity" before you post "hopefully you Sumdge you ****"

I like that, im gonna say it more often

 

[Miner]

I like that, im gonna say it more often

^This muppet.

 

[smudge67er]

I like that, im gonna say it more often

It was said by Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch. It's a quality quote.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

For fucks sake I take the wife to The Harvester for her birthday treat and miss all the fun.

 

[stacker1]

Remember "never underestimate the predictablility of stupidity" before you post "hopefully you Sumdge you ****"

I would say hopefully you Smudge, you ****, rather than whoever Sumdge is.

 

[smudge67er]

I would say hopefully you Smudge, you ****, rather than whoever Sumdge is.

Seen! That's what happens when you have bratwurst for fingers.

 

[The_Snail]

My money is on errol doing a BBR soon. Are we going to run a book on it?

 

[Blokeonabike]

I once pointed out to a female aquaintance the fact that pudgy sausage fingers are freakish and unpleasant. The next time I saw her she told me that she had only realised after I talked about it that her boyfriend was cursed with pudgy fingers - she dumped him. Should I be a hypnotist?

 

[Your_Mums_Pal]

It could be me.

I've been walting since I started here.

I work for Travel Lodge! Not Premier Inn!

(hilarity, eh?)

 

[Ritch]

My money is on errol doing a BBR soon. Are we going to run a book on it?

Can't we just lynch the ****?

 

[The_Snail]

Can't we just lynch the ****?

We could re-open Bernoulli's Pit and put him and RoyalMarine 1995 in there - chuck on a bit of petrol and wooosh - no more mongs.

 

[jarrod248]

Seen! That's what happens when you have bratwurst for fingers.

Other things can happen with large fingers.

 

[Lurcio]

Since Crio has run away in tears after her fella was outed as a paedo on ARRSE ...

I missed this one. Link please?

 

[mucus2]

I missed this one. Link please?

Longest thread of the week in the NAAFI Bar chap.

 

[smudge67er]

Other things can happen with large fingers.

No doubt you big raving homo.......

 

[jarrod248]

No doubt you big raving homo.......

Keep your fat fingers away from my delicious tight quim.

 

[smudge67er]

Keep your fat fingers away from my delicious tight quim.

Mate.....that is ******* horrible! I've just eaten!

 

[smudge67er]

"allgone2ratsh1t" has done one also. Is there some ARRSE exodus that I missed the O group on?

 

[netleyned]

Keep your fat fingers away from my delicious tight quim.

For the love of Gawd!!