So who has been a VERY naughty dictator then?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Schaden, Mar 20, 2012.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

  2. Could it be his wife?
  3. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    No, she has a strawberry birthmark on her right cheek.
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  4. I don't care who was up there first, she should consider herself well smashed.......!
  5. If she didn't have a spotty arrse
  6. I'd smash her arse zits too!!!

    On the subject of very naughty dictators, that thing in the background is not a squaddie quarter ironing board (as seen in German contact mags during deployments).

    Its a carry cot on a folding stand.

    Perhaps there's a bastard mini dictator squirming around like a fat little moslem maggot and gnawing the Syrian people's ankles!

    Mind you, looking at his wife, the one with a face like a W.T.C. janitor's welly on Sep 12,...........well would you?
  7. Fuck off!!! You are nowhere near that fucking fussy!
  8. Any chance of a frontal?

    For the record, I'd take her & his wife together. For research purposes of course.
  9. Presumably they will also be releasing evidence that he takes pills to lengthen his schlong, that there are hundreds of girls in his area just waiting to meet him, his name has been selected at random to receive an iPad 3 and some bloke in Nigeria is cutting him in for a few million dollars in exchange for his credit card number and sort code....