So who can knock back a pint of vodka in 7 seconds?

Wordsmith

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#1
From the Wail.

Man vs Booze: The 'foolish' student who became a poster boy for binge drinking Britain by downing terrifying amounts of alcohol on YouTube | Mail Online

In one video, filmed in a kitchen with an audience, he drinks a pint of vodka in seven seconds, while in another - deemed 'the rainbow challenge' - he downs a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine and a bottle of rose within a minute.

Since he began posting the videos as 'Man Vs Booze' on YouTube just over a month ago, his online following has grown each time he produced another 'episode' - each more risky than the last.

When some users commented that he may be drinking water, the man lit a pint of sambuca in front of the camera before downing it.
Here's the twat downing a pint of sambuca...

[video=youtube;nFq0vtZke8s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nFq0vtZke8s[/video]

Wonder how long he'll stay in the land of the living?

Wordsmith
 
#3
Now if he did that with 4 Star I'd be impressed.
 
#4
He has to go and vomit soon after or he'll need his guts pumped.

Fair one for downing it but go vomit it up lad or you'll be dead.

Either way a horrendous waste of booze

Silly boy.
 
#5
I can down 3 pints of caffreys pretty fekn quick but need to puke within a minute. I can do 2 bottles with the straw trick without spewing.

Ooooh, arent I hard!!

What I was saying is, if you wanted to make it vodka, no probs, but be ready for ulcers and spewing, just to stay alive.
 
#8
Bigbird can. I've seen her in action.

I spew at the thought of Voddy. Mr Lemsip is my lover.
 

Sixty

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#9
So, we know where his student loan is going then.
Nonsense. If he was downing pints of the cheapest, most virulent, obnoxious 'cider' (that has never even seen an apple) in all of Christendom, then we could be confident that it had been purchased via loan payments.


I'd imagine.
 
#10
I draw the line at 12 shots in an hour. Given an evening camping and hooting, and a day of rest following though, I will easily put away a bottle of Bushmills and 8 pints. Will be doing that this very evening, in fact. Happy Victoria Day, everyone!
 
#11
Nonsense. If he was downing pints of the cheapest, most virulent, obnoxious 'cider' (that has never even seen an apple) in all of Christendom, then we could be confident that it had been purchased via loan payments.


I'd imagine.
Having seen the fleets of Amazon vans and various supermarket home delivery vans that flood into halls immediately after 'Loan Day' each semester I'm fairly confident as to the source of purchasing power!

Cheap cider is for the end of semester after most of the loan has been squandered on more expensive booze!
 
#12
I draw the line at 12 shots in an hour. Given an evening camping and hooting, and a day of rest following though, I will easily put away a bottle of Bushmills and 8 pints. Will be doing that this very evening, in fact. Happy Victoria Day, everyone!
That dirty racist Smudger and I have been known to demolish a litre bottle each of Jack Daniels without malice aforethought although we do like to warm up with a few beers first!
 
#15
Down in seven up in six I would imagine. Although I have gone out with an alky who could put huge amounts of alcohol in many varieties and still seem sober, he later topped himself. He did introduce me to Guiness and Port, so left a lasting legacy.
 
#17
Down in seven up in six I would imagine. Although I have gone out with an alky who could put huge amounts of alcohol in many varieties and still seem sober, he later topped himself. He did introduce me to Guiness and Port, so left a lasting legacy.
Did he die of drink, or did he top himself due to the life problems that come with rabid alcoholism? Just wondering.
 
#18
I was thinking of providing a detox service to local universities, reckon i'm on to a winner.
Would that be like the council 'Five-a-day' reach round counsellors?
 
#19
Well i'll never be out of work, that's for sure.
Indeed, and that's a shame. There's a seat on the verandah with your name on it (awaits obvious tired, old gag).

But as Chef says; if you're a seasoned professional drinker, or an alcoholic in medical-speak, a bottle of voddie or JD in an afternoon is no problem. Until you're bloods are so fucked that you can't even lift your head off the pillow, let alone get out of your pit. You feel so tired that you can't even get out of bed for a shit. And then it's a bit late to collect your Binge King Prize.

But at least you can start a "how I shat myself" thread before they cart you away to the hep ward at the JR.
 
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