So Which One Of You Was It?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Buzz, Aug 18, 2012.

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  1. Buzz

    Buzz Crow

  2. I don't believe I have to speak about this in a public forum.
     
  3. Not me. I honestly have no idea where Leeds is.
     
  4. Longlenny

    Longlenny War Hero Book Reviewer

    What's wrong with that? I thought a man needs a hobby?
     
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    It was not me, it was a big boy who ran away.

    (Straight into the arms of Inspector Knacker of West Yorks Police),
     
  6. An Olympic offence? Will he be tested for steroids as well?
     
  7. JayBaloo

    JayBaloo Clanker

    Not me...was too busy spying on the Aussie Ladies beach volleyball te...Doh!
     
  8. Koschei

    Koschei LE

    Not me. Why the fuck would I want to look at teenage girls with bollocks bigger than mine?
     
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  9. Uncivil_Servant

    Uncivil_Servant War Hero

    Wish it was me. Always had a thing about Asian birds.
     
  10. Uncivil_Servant

    Uncivil_Servant War Hero

    From the Beeb:

    "When staff went to find the 25-year-old, he hid in a cubicle and tried to answer them in a female-like voice."

    Am I the only one thinking of Life of Brian - "Are there any women here today?"
     
  11. goatrutar

    goatrutar Guest

    They never mentioned in the article that he was fucking blind.

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