After all the recent threads and posts about our lack of faith in our political leaders it struck me that the best way to clear out the mess would be to present some new parties rather than purge the ones we have. This led me to realise that on the Arrse we have a wide range of talent who could do a good job, and who have already demonstrated their willingness to serve and if necessary lay down their lives for their country. The latter being something that I rather doubt that even one in a hundred of those currently in Parliament would be prepared to do. So here is my proposal for the first Arrse Shadow Cabinet, open to comments, completions, and suggestions. PM â¦â¦â¦â¦.Good CO â for his abilities in managing this lot. Chancellorâ¦â¦Bad CO â for his ability to give bad news and necessary measures to be undertaken. The above two are for their talents obviously, and not because I am a grovelling little bootlicker, not at all. Home Secâ¦â¦..Chocolate Frog â The Channel would soon be full of foreign types paddling home, and the streets full of freshly-birched chavs hanging from lamp-posts as examples. Defenceâ¦â¦â¦â¦Putteesinmyhands â Yorkshire type, get value for money.Would also make sure the TA was not abused any more. Min for Cultureâ¦..MDN â has got to be worth watching this. Foreign Sec. â¦â¦â¦.The Lord Flasheart â Would soon have Johnny Foreigner in his place with a few well-chosen fleas in ears. Plus I can just hear his first conversation with Hilary Clinton. âRight so we will double the Army in size, but first we all round up everything we have, pile into Afghanland, and spread the Taliban all over the mountains. Donât worry about the other NATO leaders Iâll soon have them in line; you just get the CIA to arrange a fatal car accident for Chubb. Now thatâs all sorted, do you take it up the hoop?â Educationâ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦...Smartascarrots - Who else? Common sense and dry wit will have them jumping in the ministry Transportâ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦Old Fat And Hairy â well he does know all about motorised wheelchairs. Sportâ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦..Sandmanfez â fittest bugger on the site. Religionâ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦..Tattybadger â see here http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=117249.html. Also as RAOC baker he knows about bread, and all soldiers know about quaffing wine. Unsure as to who for Employment, -someone to have the fat dole-abusers cleaning the streets and building roads to earn it perhaps- Health, and AG & Fish. Embassies now. Russia...........Scaleyalbereto, as he like heffalumps so much he can find loads there. Afghanistan....Jarrod, given the proclivities of the arab male he should be happy there. Australia.........Dwarf, because I'm always down under. Suggestions for more? Edit. as I don't know my education from employment.