So when should you trim your pubes?

#1
When is it OK to trim your pubes? Last night the trout was giving me a nosh when she caught hold of a gone errant 12 inch long grey pube. The mystery of how and why this pube even exists on my body is something for another thread. Any way, she commenced to nagging me to trim it, saying something about not wanting to get a teeth flossing while servicing lil ctauch. I said not NO but FCUK NO, that only homos and women trim it.

So a couple of questions:
Should I give in and trim the pubes? Is yanking a pube out the same as a trim? Or should I just tell her to shut the fcuk up and suck, and be happy that I am encouraging better dental hygine?
 
#2
ctauch said:
When is it OK to trim your pubes? Last night the trout was giving me a nosh when she caught hold of a gone errant 12 inch long grey pube. The mystery of how and why this pube even exists on my body is something for another thread. Any way, she commenced to nagging me to trim it, saying something about not wanting to get a teeth flossing while servicing lil ctauch. I said not NO but FCUK NO, that only homos and women trim it.

So a couple of questions:
Should I give in and trim the pubes? Is yanking a pube out the same as a trim? Or should I just tell her to shut the fcuk up and suck, and be happy that I am encouraging better dental hygine?
12 inch grey lovespring - Probably your mum's i would have thought :roll:
 
#3
ctauch said:
When is it OK to trim your pubes? Last night the trout was giving me a nosh when she caught hold of a gone errant 12 inch long grey pube. The mystery of how and why this pube even exists on my body is something for another thread. Any way, she commenced to nagging me to trim it, saying something about not wanting to get a teeth flossing while servicing lil ctauch. I said not NO but FCUK NO, that only homos and women trim it.

So a couple of questions:
Should I give in and trim the pubes? Is yanking a pube out the same as a trim? Or should I just tell her to shut the fcuk up and suck, and be happy that I am encouraging better dental hygine?
Ctauch Give in and trim them, as i am sure you wouldnt like it if you went south on her, only to discover that she had an amazon rainforest there, where you needed your machette to hack ya way through.Or it acting like a brillo pad and rubbing half ya face away!
And besides if you trim them it would make ya lil ctauch look bigger, either that or get a bird with smaller hands!!
 
#4
Surely if it will get you a little extra oral luvvin its gotta be worth a go! :wink:
 
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#5
You should trim your pubes when people start mistaking your c0ck for Billy Connolly or Bob Marley.
 
#6
A, er, friend of mine recently caught a pube while on the job, gagged, coughed like a cat in major fur ball hell, then threw up! :(
Er, she has decided any oral action will only be agreed upon after a visual inspection of the target area has determined there is a clear playing field.

Ctauch, Buy a Bic ya boggin b*stard!

Beebs x :wink:
 
#7
blessed baby cakes said:
A, er, friend of mine recently caught a pube while on the job, gagged, coughed like a cat in major fur ball hell, then threw up! :(
Er, she has decided any oral action will only be agreed upon after a visual inspection of the target area has determined there is a clear playing field.

Ctauch, Buy a Bic ya boggin b*stard!

Beebs x :wink:
Hear Hear :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: - oh and it is EXTRA good if you shower first :wink:
 
#9
Ah, something I know about!

Like many a normal, hetero thing to do, trimming has been co-opted by the Gay community until the sad day has come when men actually have to ask if it is Straight. Answer: You Bet!

Options:

Cut: Use blunt end scissors. Clippers: use a plastic guard, and possibly the Mrs.

Shave: If you do this get some TendSkin (or equal product) - cures the itchies and prevents ingrown hairs. Good for the beard area too, FYI

Wax: Book about an hour at the local spa. Do not drink before hand, but take a couple of advil, tylenonol, or if you happen to have the odd painkiller around one of those. Yes, it hurts to have your pubic hair ripped out by the roots, but the results are stunning.

Togger looks bigger, and you're more likely to get a blowjob. :D
 
#10
Rincewind said:
trim them, dont shave - shaving is "itchy".

Triming makes your old fella look bigger - ask your mum.

Rincewind
actually this is untrue...

speaking from experience, shaving is only itchy for the first few days. if you continue to keep the area :wink: (nice!) clean shaven by doing it as you would your face it stops itching. a little tip though, if you do decide to whip the lot off get a facial scrub on the go too to avoid any ingrown hairs

you will be guaranteed more nob/mouth action... i promise!
 
#11
It is a porn star's trick to trim - and we've seen them in action and not thought 'poor poofter - all that lovin with ladies'.
Trimming and birds with small (warm) hands do sooooo much for the ego - take the plunge and see what a quick short back & sides does for you! No partings to be combed in tho!
As Poppy said - soap & water too.
 
#12
long silver ones :? :roll: agree with pops.. but its always great fun if the other half can do it for you :wink: (thats if your partner has a steady hand haha 8O) :twisted:
 
#13
shaving is itchy - avoid! 8O

tasteful [sic] has to be the operative here... short back 'n sides all the way!
 
#15
B@llocks to shaving or triming, let her gag on your man hair.

yer all fecking poofs if ya trim :roll:

Dui-lai now realises why he never gets a blow-job and decides for a neat trim on the side and deny ever having it
 
#16
dui-lai said:
Dui-lai now realises why he never gets a blow-job and decides for a neat trim on the side and deny ever having it
Neat trim?
Get a Remmington, you poofter, and go grade one!
Are you a man or a minger!

Beebs :wink:

PS and don't forget to rooooollllllll back and remove ALL little hair clippings. X
 
#17
dui-lai said:
Im a minger, sorry that should be i shagg mingers :twisted:
ARRSE mingers! Make a list dui, just don't put me or mine on it, or a large unshaven chap called Shirley will let you know what a pubic fur balls feel like up close and personal........ :twisted:

Beebs x






edited due to giggle fingers
 
#18
I'm going with the minority opinion, the pubes stay and the trout can gag all she wants, and have the best flossed teeth. If she complains again I will knock her teeth out and duck tape her head to the bed post and force feed her my man glue.

Shaving is for Homos and I don't want to go over the 6% gayness already deemed to be in my body by C4...fecking hell next thing is getting a manicure for fcuk sake.

8O
 
#19
ctauch said:
I'm going with the minority opinion, the pubes stay and the trout can gag all she wants, and have the best flossed teeth. If she complains again I will knock her teeth out and duck tape her head to the bed post and force feed her my man glue.

Shaving is for Homos and I don't want to go over the 6% gayness already deemed to be in my body by C4...fecking hell next thing is getting a manicure for fcuk sake.

8O
So from that post, if we hear nothing from Corporal from now on, we know hes had his teeth knocked, is taped to your bed and being force-fed your man glue 8O

Poor fecker :(
 
#20
HellonWheels said:
Ah, something I know about!

Like many a normal, hetero thing to do, trimming has been co-opted by the Gay community until the sad day has come when men actually have to ask if it is Straight. Answer: You Bet!

Options:

Cut: Use blunt end scissors. Clippers: use a plastic guard, and possibly the Mrs.

Shave: If you do this get some TendSkin (or equal product) - cures the itchies and prevents ingrown hairs. Good for the beard area too, FYI

Wax: Book about an hour at the local spa. Do not drink before hand, but take a couple of advil, tylenonol, or if you happen to have the odd painkiller around one of those. Yes, it hurts to have your pubic hair ripped out by the roots, but the results are stunning.

Togger looks bigger, and you're more likely to get a blowjob. :D
Defo agree with that, since I gave in to the shave, the willingness to go down has been ten fold, so much so, you know how girls gossip????? well it wasn't long before others were a knocking on my door.
 

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