So what's your New Years Resolutions?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Whey_Aye_Banzai, Dec 28, 2012.

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  1. I might start washing my hands after having a shit.

    What's yours?
  2. Wank more often.
  3. More drinking, fighting and whoring.
  4. I'm not going to take things so seriously in my ARRSE posts.
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  5. I'm not going to shit on my hands.
  6. Not possible J, you need the skin left on for a wank, any increase in your current rate will result in a skinless member.
    That is not good, especially as it it probably your last vice....
    Happy New Year by the way.
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  7. Fair point, suck me off and happy new queer to you.
  8. Well, that's probably the best invite i've had this festive season, but forgive me if I defer. We hardly know each other, woo me.....
  9. I just did, you're going to want fine dining I suppose well ok, bag of chips do?
  10. Jellied eels and freshly floured whelks. AS A MINIMUM. Or are you also a cheapskate?
  11. You fucking grotter, no idea you liked colliers knobs.