So, what you drinking?

[devexwarrior]

I had a bad bottle of that once and my lower bowel attempted to escape out of my arse.

Always gave me a headache (though that might have had something to do with the volume consumed)

I’ve got a slug of Naked Grouse on the go. I acquired the taste after the boyfriend of the tall, ginger, batsh1t crazy athlete younger Devexette (no pictures you perverts) bought me a bottle for Christmas. He has my permission to marry her (if he’s daft enough to want to try, she really is bonkers)

 

[Richard Headicus]

I’ve got a slug of Naked Grouse on the go. I acquired the taste after the boyfriend of the tall, ginger, batsh1t crazy athlete younger Devexette (no pictures you perverts) bought me a bottle for Christmas. He has my permission to marry her (if he’s daft enough to want to try, she really is bonkers)

Sad when the wrong genes carry through.

 

[devexwarrior]

Sad when the wrong genes carry through.

I blame my grandmother for the GWAR gene. Mrs D and I both contributed height, me the sports gene and as for the lunacy - I blame the rent collector about 100 years ago!

 

[Richard Headicus]

I blame my grandmother for the GWAR gene. Mrs D and I both contributed height, me the sports gene and as for the lunacy - I blame the rent collector about 100 years ago!

Thought of being a politician?

 

[triggerigger]

Fire side porter

 

[triggerigger]

come on you lot it's nearly 5 o'clock and the RAF are surging to an unassailable lead at the bar.

 

[gorillaguts981]

Just discovered a rather nice combo. A bottle of Old Peculier mixed with Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer in equal measure makes an excellent kidney flush. Tasty and very more-ish.

 

[triggerigger]

Just discovered a rather nice combo. A bottle of Old Peculier mixed with Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer in equal measure makes an excellent kidney flush. Tasty and very more-ish.

That sounds enlivening I like both ill give it a whirl when the ingredients come to hand

 

[gorillaguts981]

That sounds enlivening I like both ill give it a whirl when the ingredients come to hand

Simples. Go to offy, hand over pounds, go home and get pleasantly refreshed.

 

[Bacongrills]

I'm all over flavoured gin at the moment, any good offers around ?

 

[triggerigger]

Simples. Go to offy, hand over pounds, go home and get pleasantly refreshed.

I have a little (I wish) women who organises a little chap to bring stuff to the house, its a pink job see?
You don't keep a cat and shit in your own front room do you.
However
I may be tempted to do a dawn raid on the way out tomorrow purely on your recommendation.
Cheers.

 

[triggerigger]

I'm all over flavoured gin at the moment, any good offers around ?

Tesco are selling rhubarb gin at the moment with a
Drink one lose two days deal.

Im not here to help.

 

[triggerigger]

the butts. A mild evening to sit out with the cat

 

[History_Man]

View attachment 552780the butts. A mild evening to sit out with the cat

Thank you for the close up picture of your cat's arrse...

 

[endure]

View attachment 552780the butts. A mild evening to sit out with the cat

Is there some connection between the beer but and the cat butt?

 

[History_Man]

Is there some connection between the beer but and the cat butt?

Too much of the former leads to too much close proximity with the latter...

 

[Remember]

not allowed to drink i will get kicked out of my place dragon soup

 

[triggerigger]

Is there some connection between the beer but and the cat butt?

The cats tea towel holder makes an excellent bottle opener.

 

[fourteen2two]

Found some Stella in the garage beer fridge. Wife drinking Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer!
Bless her she restocked it Doom bar in there too plus wine!

 

[endure]

The cats tea towel holder makes an excellent bottle opener.

Does the cat have a view on the suitability of using its chocolate starfish for opening bottles?