So What you buying the wife ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CptDanjou, Dec 18, 2012.

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  1. Just wondering what to get her for Christmas ?
  2. I believe that a steam iron is the way to ensure a joyous festive season.
  3. She might fancy one of these

  4. I've got mine an butt plug training set and a door frame kit.
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  5. Nothing.
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  6. Fuck all, I bought her a coffin last year and the ungreatful bitch still hasn't used it!!!!!
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  7. my boss got his mrs a stainless steel cooker hood and another bloke i work with got his a winter survival kit for the car (wee snow shovel, blankets, hi-vis jacket, snow chains etc etc) "i know she needs one, i'm sure she'll like it".

    i imagine both of these women fuck around.
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  8. Why was I expecting to see something useful in this thread? She wants a diamond and, Chubby Broon jokes aside, aint getting one this year.
    Other than that, no fekkin' idea.
  9. Lot of `kin help you lot are.
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  10. Women are a doddle. Just buy something that has the words Charbonnel Et Walker, Bendicks, Harvey Nichols, Fortnum and Mason, is made by LVMH or has a Royal Warrant on it and isn't a shotgun, tie or Land Rover.
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  11. pearl string thong, a meal in a nice restaurant and the best 10 seconds of her life.

    They wont fcuk around then.
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  12. Some vouchers for weight watchers?

    Should go down a treat.
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  13. Gonzo33

    Gonzo33 Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    Ffs if you are being serious - diamonds are a girls best friend.

    BUT this is the Naafi Bar - Therefore a giant strap on to fuck you in the arrse with (or Winston) would clearly be the better option.
  14. but they may well die in a snowdrift or choke to death on poorly vented cooking vapours