So What you buying the wife ?

#3
She might fancy one of these

 
#8
I believe that a steam iron is the way to ensure a joyous festive season.
my boss got his mrs a stainless steel cooker hood and another bloke i work with got his a winter survival kit for the car (wee snow shovel, blankets, hi-vis jacket, snow chains etc etc) "i know she needs one, i'm sure she'll like it".

i imagine both of these women fuck around.
 
#9
Why was I expecting to see something useful in this thread? She wants a diamond and, Chubby Broon jokes aside, aint getting one this year.
Other than that, no fekkin' idea.
 

Travelgall

MIA
Kit Reviewer
#11
Women are a doddle. Just buy something that has the words Charbonnel Et Walker, Bendicks, Harvey Nichols, Fortnum and Mason, is made by LVMH or has a Royal Warrant on it and isn't a shotgun, tie or Land Rover.
 
#12
pearl string thong, a meal in a nice restaurant and the best 10 seconds of her life.

They wont fcuk around then.
 

Gonzo33

Old-Salt
Book Reviewer
#14
Ffs if you are being serious - diamonds are a girls best friend.

BUT this is the Naafi Bar - Therefore a giant strap on to fuck you in the arrse with (or Winston) would clearly be the better option.
 
#16
I'm giving her £100... 'cos everytime I buy her something "It's the wrong colour/too small/not this season"... I got smacked when I gave her vouchers the other year. I know what's coming though... "£100?... you put no thought into it!" SMACK!
 
#18
I believe that a steam iron is the way to ensure a joyous festive season.
She's got me, anything else would be superfluous and just spoiling her.

Rodney2q
 
#19
Well I'm in hospital at the moment getting my cock fixed.

It might not be ready in time for Christmas day though.
 
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