Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CptDanjou, Dec 18, 2012.
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Just wondering what to get her for Christmas ?
I believe that a steam iron is the way to ensure a joyous festive season.
She might fancy one of these
I've got mine an butt plug training set and a door frame kit.
She's had the house for 25 years!
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Fuck all, I bought her a coffin last year and the ungreatful bitch still hasn't used it!!!!!
my boss got his mrs a stainless steel cooker hood and another bloke i work with got his a winter survival kit for the car (wee snow shovel, blankets, hi-vis jacket, snow chains etc etc) "i know she needs one, i'm sure she'll like it".
i imagine both of these women fuck around.
Why was I expecting to see something useful in this thread? She wants a diamond and, Chubby Broon jokes aside, aint getting one this year.
Other than that, no fekkin' idea.
Lot of `kin help you lot are.
Women are a doddle. Just buy something that has the words Charbonnel Et Walker, Bendicks, Harvey Nichols, Fortnum and Mason, is made by LVMH or has a Royal Warrant on it and isn't a shotgun, tie or Land Rover.
pearl string thong, a meal in a nice restaurant and the best 10 seconds of her life.
They wont fcuk around then.
Some vouchers for weight watchers?
Should go down a treat.
Ffs if you are being serious - diamonds are a girls best friend.
BUT this is the Naafi Bar - Therefore a giant strap on to fuck you in the arrse with (or Winston) would clearly be the better option.
but they may well die in a snowdrift or choke to death on poorly vented cooking vapours
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