So what exactly are southerners...

#1
...interbred or intrabred (I know at least one Arrse member who'll know the right answer). The internet and or intranet should give a clue.

An Irish travelling Yankee wannabe basically called me a penitent hood (ghosts of the confederacy!) wearing racist redneck today, I quipped that the best place to hide a black brother on the run from the Feds was under a hood at a meeting; i.e. 'sorry we haven't seen them Marshall, but if we do we'll lynch them before we hand them over'.

Has nobody ever wondered why there are so many mixed 'race' children in the south? As someone pointed out the 'races' do seem to get on in dixie far better when the moon is up and/or there are no yankees about. Ponder just what interbred redneck might mean, don't believe all those films, and if Yankee agent provocateurs cause trouble, white or black, they're just being given some southern hospitalité or comfort, more like the film than the drink!

I'd give a little yell and say the South will rise, but nobody here wants reminding of Buenos Aires, even tho' I read behind the scenes that you've reached some mutual agreements via Patagonia and about other snowy places.
 

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#2
[video]http://www.youtube.com/embed/1tqxzWdKKu8[/video]

Interbred...where do banjos come from again...plantations?​
 
#5
'I go down t'pub and drink the ale
And get completely plastered

Then I go home and beat the wife
Cos I'm a Northern b'astard'.

Blimey, I think I'm nearly as cunted as the OP!

Edited to add: ******* Northern monkeys
 

maguire

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#6
'I go down t'pub and drink the ale
And get completely plastered

Then I go home and beat the wife
Cos I'm a Northern b'astard'.

Blimey, I think I'm nearly as cunted as the OP!

Edited to add: ******* Northern monkeys

# no gravy at the chippy
and whats a saveloy?
the pubs were all full of foreigners
and bottom boys #

;)
 
#7
...interbred or intrabred (I know at least one Arrse member who'll know the right answer). The internet and or intranet should give a clue.

An Irish travelling Yankee wannabe basically called me a penitent hood (ghosts of the confederacy!) wearing racist redneck today, I quipped that the best place to hide a black brother on the run from the Feds was under a hood at a meeting; i.e. 'sorry we haven't seen them Marshall, but if we do we'll lynch them before we hand them over'.

Has nobody ever wondered why there are so many mixed 'race' children in the south? As someone pointed out the 'races' do seem to get on in dixie far better when the moon is up and/or there are no yankees about. Ponder just what interbred redneck might mean, don't believe all those films, and if Yankee agent provocateurs cause trouble, white or black, they're just being given some southern hospitalité or comfort, more like the film than the drink!

I'd give a little yell and say the South will rise, but nobody here wants reminding of Buenos Aires, even tho' I read behind the scenes that you've reached some mutual agreements via Patagonia and about other snowy places.
Well If all i have to go by is your post, I'm going to guess that a southerner is someone who huffs gold krylon and drinks anti freeze. But then I've seen Mexicans in NYC who do similar.
 
#9
Well If all i have to go by is your post, I'm going to guess that a southerner is someone who huffs gold krylon and drinks anti freeze. But then I've seen Mexicans in NYC who do similar.
psst, I actually think snorting bath salts is the vogue thing to be doing south of the mason these days... that and making sure one's sister is properly broken in.
 
#10
Anyone who doesn't say "I" a lot.
 
#11
psst, I actually think snorting bath salts is the vogue thing to be doing south of the mason these days... that and making sure one's sister is properly broken in.
I thought that was Scots in lifts with their rabbit looking siblings...
 
#12
I thought the distinction was less geographical these days and more to do with whether or not you knew how to cook up a batch of crank in the nearest available bathtub. But what do I know? :)
 
#13
I was 'Darn Sarf' this week and I must admit that this visit changed my opinion

of our Southern Brethren. I used to think that they were a bunch of Nancy-Boy

trainee drinkers, now I fcuking KNOW they are.

At least 'oop norf' you don't get charged £16 to get your Car out of the Hotel

Car Park, robbing bwasterds!
 
#14
psst, I actually think snorting bath salts is the vogue thing to be doing south of the mason these days... that and making sure one's sister is properly broken in.
...let me tell you every female in Dixie is a sister one way or another...and your muppet better watch out...the real eagles have landed...aquila...who has the gens? :p
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#15
After a visit to a re-enactment of an American Civil war thingy I was speaking to a couple of the Walts, sorry participants, and they were saying that it is very difficult to get people to join the Union side as most want to be a Confederate. I don't know what this proves apart from Northerners are a bunch of Whippet loving retards who can't pour a pint without 5 inches of froth on top and are just annoyed that down south we have things like electric and stuff.

Yee Haa.

Now where is my sister I have needs and she had a purdy mouth.
 
#16
Every fule know that foreigners start north of the Thames and wogs south of Dover.... or so my old man said. As a West Countryman my own particular bias is against the south east, which can be taken - the Palace of St James most certainly included - twenty or so miles to the south east and inflicted upon the French (who soundly deserve it). Northerners? Well, they provide some amusement and distraction as I travel to my highland estate...
 

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